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National Dress like Adam Sandler day

National dress like Adam Sandler day is lays on 11th of May. Dress drippy like Adam Sandler yall<3
-Why do you wear drippy baggy clothes today?
- because it’s national Dress like Adam Sandler Day!
by munaraelainekaiafaia July 20, 2021
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Dean Adam Sandler

What would even make you want to look this up you absolute degenerate of a human being
This is literally just a funny name
by AwesomeC08 January 17, 2023
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Adam Sandler

A man who was proclaimed the jiggliest man when seen smackin his titty in the movie “click”.
Guy 1- yoooooo you be lookin like adam sandler!
Guy 2- WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Penispickle69420 January 8, 2020
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Adam Sandler

A great actor. Although it seems like he has spent his entire career bring people laughter and joy, it seems as if some pricks on this website would rather just critisize him because they have nothing better to do other than take out there frustrations on Hollywood.

The bottom line is Adam Sandler has redefined comedy for us all, and I have never disliked a single one of his movies.
"Shampoo is betta. I go on first and CLEAN the hair."

"Conditioner is betta! I leave the hair silky AND smooth."

"Oh really, fool?!"

"Really!"

- Billy Madison/An Adam Sandler classic
by captain luge July 9, 2006
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Corporate Sonderkommando

A term used by lefties.

A Corporate Sonderkommando is a person who seems to be unaffiliated with any business interests, usually a politician, who advocates the selling off of perfectly functional state owned assets, under the guise of innocuous sounding beliefs - such as 'market-liberalization'.

Whilst appearing like you and I and promoting all sorts of improvements to how you and I can live, the Corporate Sonderkommando (C.S.) actually works for large businesses and corporations, secretly if possible. The C.S. only exists to promote the interests of these financial institutions. The main consequence of the actions of a C.s. is a repeated attempt to take money from the poor and give it to the already rich. Like Robin Hood in reverse.

Best thought of as a Sociopath In Sheep's Clothing.

The effects of a C.S. upon society is extreme : After the C.S. led one-time sell off of profitable state-assets has completed, the taxes collected from big businesses curiously goes down rapidly and is replaced by increased taxation of the general public, despite their relative earnings decreasing at the same time. In no time at all 60+ hour work-weeks become normal and your children become unruly strangers.

Tell-tale signs of a C.S. are the, usually false, assurances that they make in advance of wreaking major damage to the poorer end of society :

"Competitive market places lead to lower prices"
"I believe in a small government"
"The only good market is a free market"
"Success and social promotion are not some right that anybody can claim after queuing at some government office. It is better: it is a right, a right that one can merit because of one's sweat."

see also : Sonderkommando chickenhawk two faced traitor sellout Con-artist politician robin hood
European examples of Corporate Sonderkommandos are : Benito Mussolini, Margaret Thatcher, Tony Blair, Silvio Berlusconi, Nicolas Sarkozy.

Usage : 'In my opinion, Tony Blair is a Corporate Sonderkommando.'
by N Taylor June 2, 2007
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adam sandler

An actor and comedian who is very funny to people with short attention spans. Starred in two of the worst movies of recent time, "Jack and Jill "and "That's my Boy."
Fucking idiot #1- "HEY BRO DID YOU SEE BILLY MADISON THAT MOVIE WAS HILARIOUS TRUE COMEDIC GOLD. ADAM SANDLER IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE."
Me- "Well Fucking idiot #1, I did. And it was fucking stupid."
by jmann578 September 24, 2013
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Sandlerize

To 'Sandlerize' is to lower a film's overall quality, regardless of budget, plot, or overall production due to the casting of Adam Sandler and/or involving anyone or anything related to 'Happy Madison Productions'.
Brian: "Hey bro, did you see <I>Pixels</I> this past weekend?"

Tom: "No way man! I was interested in the movie until I saw it get Sandlerized!"
by Megatallislayerthrax August 17, 2015
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