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platonic simping

verb: Simping for some one in a platonic sense; wanting to be someone's friend really bad, or in a simp-like manor. Usually used by people on the asexual/aromantic spectrum to express attraction to someone that isn't sexual/romantic.
Avery, watching tv: Aww, Yamaguchi is such an angel, I would love to just hang out with him!

Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!
by UshiwakaIsAsexual January 22, 2021
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sopping wet

A very wet vagina. Occurs naturally when very sexually aroused or when having naughty daydreams.
When she saw my manhood pushing against the zipper of my pants her impure thoughts caused her pussy to become sopping wet.
by slicksal November 1, 2006
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Simping

The act of treating someone like a celebrity while getting treated as their fan.
John is simping for Jane.
by Leafdroid April 3, 2020
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soaping off

When you jerk off using soap as lube.
I ran out of lube yesterday, so i ended up soaping off
by Kinchee August 6, 2016
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SimpingForDeath

The sexist and coolest cosplayer on TikTok. They are the number one funny and amazing TikToker and everyone is in love with them. The next Charlie Damillio except superior. (Pls don’t cancel me ily Charlie)
“SimpingForDeath is so funny, sexy, cool, godlike, interesting, attractive, swaggy, and perfect.”
“Yes.”
by NotSimpingForDeath January 24, 2021
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Brand Simping

the act of an individual who simps or defends big name conglomerates and actively chooses to pay a premium expense for an overpriced or inferior product.
I don't buy Supreme or Luis, i don't like brand simping

no i don't own a Disney+ account i'm not a brand simp
by captain_moist April 27, 2020
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