soil loader 

'Soil loader' coming from back when African-American's were owned as slaves and would work on the cotton fields.

I don't like this part of town there are too many soil loaders

soil loader by gookmetz February 9, 2022

soil yourself 

Verb: to fill ones pants with faeces (bodily waste discharged through the anus) due to lack of anal muscle strength, "holding it for too long" or too much curry the previous night

"hey look jerome sat on some choclate ice cream lets all laugh at his expence"
"Thats not ice cream, Jerome i think you just soiled yourself"

soil yourself

soil yourself by cai3i3age October 5, 2005

soil sample 

Falling face first in dirt

She took a soil sample when she was running around

soil sample by emhgames January 29, 2014

soil the mattress 

a failure to find a clean solution to a problem with high stakes.

also, a polite way to say someone "shit the bed"

Chip: What took you guys so long?

Paul: Ted shit the bed. He locked his keys in the car

Ted: (no response, because he knows he really did soil the mattress this time)

Chip: fuck. You're such a dumbass.

soil the mattress by MmongerT February 11, 2014

Soil Tester

A "dirt farmer" that only sticks it in an inch.

(see definition of dirt farmer)

Come on baby, I will only put in the tip, I just want to test the soil. Hence, " soil tester "

Soil Tester by GIS- October 23, 2009

Soil Bandit 

(Noun) A person too poor or intelligent to pay for dirt, a common city problem.

Derek and Leyanna were too drunk and poor to buy potting soil so they became soil bandits

Soil Bandit by Pabst Pandas March 28, 2010

soil erosion 

What happens when all of the plants are bulldozed out of a specific area, most severe where there are hills and mountains.
A common sight in the Amazon Rainforest region, Hawaii, Appalacia, Tasmania, Africa, and metropolitan areas all across the USA.
Commonly caused by strip mining, clearcutting, the overgrazing of livestock (especially beef cattle), and evil greedy developers.

This used to be a lush, old growth forest. Thanks to soil erosion, now it looks more like the Grand Canyon.

soil erosion by Miskatonic Jack October 2, 2005