The art of unloading a steaming pile of loose stool onto the chest of your partner. Similar to other fecal sex acts such as the Cleveland steamer, the Japanese Soft Serve is distinguished by the decorative swirl at the top of the wet mound. Accomplished by means of a quick and succinct circular hip rotation with a strong finishing clench, more experience users are able to reproduce various intricate designs. Equated with the art of Bonsai trimming, many followers find a deep and zen-like connection to their art. An erotic delicacy in many Asian and South Asian cultures, the high fiber nature of the popular rice and grain based diet creates optimal conditions for the viscous discharge needed to consummate the dirty deed.
by ZeDairyFairy February 22, 2011
Get the Japanese Soft Serve mug.fecal excrement that has the appearance and texture of soft-serve ice cream. The use of this term usually denotes that the subject ate a large portion of ice cream previously which precipitated the soft-serve shit. Also known as "ice cream shit". The phenomenon of soft-serve shit almost always results in a much greater amount of toilet paper used to wipe clean the anus of the soft-serve shitter.
Dude: "Man, I just got done wiping my ass for, like, 10 minutes!"
Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"
Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"
Friend: "Sucks to be you!"
Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"
Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"
Friend: "Sucks to be you!"
by introspectacle January 13, 2011
Get the soft-serve shits mug.A sexual act whereby one man expells his payload into the the behind of another man who has a poop "on deck." The man with the goodies in his rectum squats over the other man, who in turn pulls on this man's erect penis, mimicking the lever of a soft serve ice cream machine. The feces/semen mixture is released, just like a chocolate/vanilla soft serve ice cream! The act is concluded when both men yell, "Soft serve swirl, coming right up!"
by soft serve guy January 2, 2008
Get the soft serve swirl mug.by Nedus June 11, 2006
Get the Soft Serve mug.When a woman gets ice cubes and nesquick stuffed into her anus. Then a man inserts his penis into the anus and ejaculates thus mixing the contents into a creamy substance similar to soft serve ice cream. To finish this act, the man then dispenses the chocolately goodness into a cone by slowly pulling out his penis.
by Gag-on this December 28, 2007
Get the St. Louis Soft Serve mug.A game where you shit in a cone in a circular motion to simulate soft serve ice cream. You then freeze it. Then your partner eats the shit as fast as they can without getting a brain-freeze.
by black jesus4356 August 14, 2016
Get the Chicago Soft Serve mug.A shit that looks like soft serve ice cream that is so large in volume that it actually sticks up out of the toilet water forming a volcanic like peak.
My stomach hurt so bad from eating those burritos, I sat down on the toliet and made a volcanic soft serve.
by moss1972 May 23, 2009
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