softitute

A software engineer who hires him/herself out on short term engagements, without being employed by the company receiving the services.

After being let go from my employer during the dot-com bust, I became a softitute and would work for any company with a little bit of cash.

by softitute September 28, 2011

mushing softies

When two flaccid guys lie on top of each other penis to penis. The penises are therefore, "mushing."

I was trying to sleep and the next thing I knew my roommate was waking me up by mushing softies.

by The Base April 11, 2016

Wangular Softitude

That thang where yo' tally whack got no jive. Ya dig?

Slap mah fro. Lemont got some smack dayom wangular softitude. ya meen?

by Ross P. September 27, 2003

softitis

people that have softitis tend to faint and get dizzy at random they also tend to have high protien and are 9 out 10 times less than 5'6". It also as far as we know incurable.

Breanne must have softitis she has been getting dizzy lately

by dr.ren June 12, 2011

Softies

A game played by two men, in which each principle removes his pants and, standing face to face with his opponent, swings his limp penis against the other's. The first person to become erect loses and is then subjected to an assault and homophobic slurs.

Keith and James played a game of Softies. Now Keith has a black eye, and evidently he's a fag.

by CamShaft January 19, 2014

softitis

The affliction or condition of being soft.

Jeff hasn't partied with us in 3 weeks. I think he has softitis.

by JS12NY October 26, 2006

softish

Softish- somewhat soft

It was a softish voice

by Schweiz🇨🇭 June 23, 2020