ball surgery

A very tedious or irksome task or situation.

Man, the traffic on the Kennedy Expressway today is ball surgery.

by perfectly_frank January 14, 2008

McBypass Surgery

Surgery that reroutes blood around clogged coronary arteries in the heart that have been clogged due to an excesive amount of eating McDonalds.

Jim: Did you hear Pedro has to have tripple bypass surgery?
Tim: Yeah i heard, Its probably from all of the McDonalds he has eaten. His arteries are clogged from to many Big Mac's.

Jim: So hes having a McBypass Surgery?
Tim: Yeah his McBypass surgery is on monday.

by The Indo Crew July 15, 2010

bottom surgery

when a transgender person gets their penis or vagina changed to that of the opposite sex

jane is getting bottom surgery

by duxksubs March 29, 2017

Jaw Surgery

a magnificent blowjob of great excellence.

hey, chelsea had jaw surgery last night. yeah, cause she was sucking on my dick!!!

dude...amanda got jaw surgery last night. if you know what i mean!

by v&m101 May 24, 2009

surgery

When a surgeon cuts you open, fiddles around with your insides a bit, sews you up again, and tells you that it'll all be painless. See hell.

I just had surgery two days ago, and it was HELL.

by Darla Washington May 5, 2004

Surgery Hug

A form of embrace that prevents or maintains minimal physical contact between two people, one of which has had recent plastic surgery done.

Made famous by Heidi Montag on The Hills.

"Heyyy, it's so nice to see you again!" (reaches out to hug)

"Ooh, wait SURGERY HUG!"

(awkward manoeuvring of arms)

by S Pratt May 16, 2010

rocket surgery

(n.) a play on words which mixes two common metaphors: "rocket science" and "brain surgery"

A line in a hilarious Chris Rock comedy act states that one shouldn't eat green meat. No kidding. It doesn't take a degree in rocket surgery to figure out something like that! ;oD

by fugitive247 November 7, 2004