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snowjob

When a female gives a male a blowjob, but seconds before commencing, she puts snow/ ice cubes in her mouth. This feels weird for both participants, since the freezing sensation can cause temporary numbness in curtain spots. Enjoy.
That snowjob last night almost made my dick freeze off man.
by Yotam F October 29, 2007
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Snoqualmie Ridge

Snoqualmie Ridge is a predominately white town in the Cascade Foothills. Most of the Moms are in their 40s and run around in their Lulumon yoga pants with the stroller and large dog in tow. If you're not white y ou will be ignored or ostracized.

The bratty spoiled kids will vandalize your home and think your lawn and driveway as their own personal playground.

People let their dogs runaround loose. The worst offender is actually a state trooper.
There is a TPC golf course that is primarily for white folk. Don't go in there if your not white, you may not get service.

The neighborhood has gotten more diverse with the influx of Indians who are very loud.
Snoqualmie Snoqualmie Ridge
by LoveHandes October 11, 2016
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Snowjob

When a someone puts his or her hand in the snow until it becomes numb, then proceeds to masterbate.
I gave myself a snowjob for Christmas
by batmandan41 June 4, 2010
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snowjealousy

A feeling that stems from a combination of the intense jealousy experienced by people living in snow-deprived areas and the realization that this years Christmas will be as mediocre as the last.
Oh my damn you cannot believe the snowjealousy i have now.
by FBucket December 15, 2008
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Alaskan Snowjob

The act of pouring icing sugar on someone's head while they are performing oral sex on you.
Last night when I was in the kitchen the missus started giving a blowjob, so I reached for the icing sugar and totally turned it into an Alaskan Snowjob.
by •BIGGIE• August 15, 2022
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Snoqualmie Pass

The Best place for snowboarding in the Northwest. Its where all the pussy skiers die and pro-boarders survive.
Hey, lets go kill all the noob skiers at snoqualmie pass.
by Proboarder January 22, 2008
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Snowjug

Kayla is such a Snowjug cause she is stalking Alejandro.
by Ali and Austin January 18, 2008
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