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Snoqualmie Ridge is a douchey town where all the kids are spoiled brats. The moms are usually about forty years old, and try to look/act like twenty five year olds. The moms don't work, and they wait on their disrespectful children 24/7. The dad's (usually about sixty years old) go to 'work', but in reality they're $5,000,000 in debt, and go cheat on their wives with eighteen year old hookers. Everybody is racist, and all the twelve year old boys text their 'girlfriends' and try to act like a super-douchey version of Justin Bieber. All the girls are fake and look the same. They have been impregnated at least once, but gotten an abortion by age fifteen.
12 year old boy from Snoqualmie Ridge: Hey wanna go out?
12 year old girl from Deer Park: Get the fuck away, jackass.
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Snoqualmie Ridge is a predominately white town in the Cascade Foothills. Most of the Moms are in their 40s and run around in their Lulumon yoga pants with the stroller and large dog in tow. If you're not white y ou will be ignored or ostracized.

The bratty spoiled kids will vandalize your home and think your lawn and driveway as their own personal playground.

People let their dogs runaround loose. The worst offender is actually a state trooper.
There is a TPC golf course that is primarily for white folk. Don't go in there if your not white, you may not get service.

The neighborhood has gotten more diverse with the influx of Indians who are very loud.
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by LoveHandes October 11, 2016
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Snoqualmie ridge is a lovely little town in western Washington in the foothills of the cascade mountains! Well mainly stereo typed as a town full of spoiled rich kids who go to Starbucks everyday they are not! Not everyone may be nice and some kids are spoiled but a lot of really nice and work themselves for their own clothes and crap. Don't believe the rumors about the people here cause it's usually just gossip! It is a safe community but for people who live there kind of boring! The weather also sucks a lot but that goes for most of Washington! When it is sunny it is beautiful and fun!
"Oh those kids are from Snoqualmie Ridge.." Said in snarky voice!
"Well I know them and they are actually really nice"
by Annonnomousss June 27, 2013
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