snirt storm

A snirt storm is a blizzard on the Great Plains of North America. The snow is actually made up a of combination of snowflakes and dirt particles. Because the wind is so strong in flat areas like plains, it pulls topsoil right up into the air. If you walked outdoors during a snirt storm you would feel constant stings of sand-sized particles sandblasting your face. When people get back indoors, they have a very distinctive appearance, because the dirt accumulates around their eyes, making them look like raccoons.

Everyone scurried indoors to escape the snirt storm, but not before their eyes had become encrusted in black dirt, making them look like raccoons.

by Ewizobeth December 18, 2013

snorkel snirkel

Something that some people say, and when I say some people I mean me, a sad piece of garbage.

Human: Hey, what are your plans for this weekend?
Me: Snorkel Snirkel
Person: Ew gross

by kali-jupiter June 25, 2018

snirty

The leftover, dirty looking snow left on the side of the road after the roads have been cleared.

Snow + dirty = SNIRTY.

"Ew, look at all the snirty."

by Meredita January 9, 2010

snirgin

One who has never been banned on a message board. Its origin is the convergence of the term s/n (sign in name) and virgin.

The moderators never bother me. I'm still a snirgin.

by Lostie September 4, 2006

snirfle

when you blow your nose and wipe your butt with the same piece of toilet paper.

john decided to snirfle to cut back on the amount of tissue paper he consumed

by mike charter January 20, 2009

snirvel

to sit around and do absolutely nothing for extensive periods of time, often for the purpose of procrastinating some dreaded task.

The doggy snirvels 24/7, never helping with tasks around the house.

by The Doaggy January 16, 2011

snirt

snow mixed with dirt

The road was covered with snirt.

by Corey March 2, 2004