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sneeze the weasel 

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.
"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."

Sneeze Thief 

One who steals away a sneeze by saying bless you too early.
You just had to say bless you, didn't you? You damn sneeze thief.
Sneeze Thief by Pancho Rodriguez September 7, 2021

Sneezer teaser 

When you sneeze while pooping and the sneeze pushes the poop out a bit for a second but then it gets sucked back in.
Honey, I sneezed while pooping but it was just a sneezer teaser.
Sneezer teaser by HanieFannie November 25, 2021

i sneezed three times 

ooh shit i bout to die -
wtf why-
i sneezed three times-
R.I.P-

sneezin in the heater 

Performing cunnilingus (see also:Sneezin in the cabbage}
So she's got her legs up in the air,I'm sneezin in the heater,when all of a sudden her friggin cat jumped up on the bed,an'decides to use my codsack fer a scratchin'post!!

sneeze in the cabbage 

The act of sneezing on or in a prolapsed body part.
Last night I was muching so hard I had to sneeze in the cabbage