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fart snaffler

A person, usually a male, who enjoys the smell and auditory phenomenon related to the expulsion of methane gas from the anus.

One who immerses oneself under the sheets of a bed to smell or otherwise enjoy the expulsion of methane gas from the bed-mate's anus.

A fart-sniffer.
That old fart snaffler who picked Tommy up hitchiking outside of 29 Palms fed him a dinner of beans, brown bread and green beer before taking him to bed. The sonofabitch spent the entire evening under the sheets, sniffing Tommy's farts and whacking his weenie! He gave Tommy a C-sheet the next morning!
by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006
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snarfle

to snort and breathe heavily into someones neck, resulting in the receiver getting tingles.
i only want a boyfriend so i can snarfle him

puppies are so cute they always snarfle me

im feeling low, please snarfle me!
by snarflet January 23, 2009
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snarfle

snar·fle (snahr-fel) verb -- to eat recklessly; the act of consuming edibles in a quick and careless manner; a full-jawed munching
i.e. Give her a cookie to snarfle. - snar·fl·ing; snar·fled
by Kunami Mata June 7, 2005
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Snarfle the Garthok

A reference to the Coneheads movie. To take on a daunting task with failure a likely possibility.
"If you are going to ask her out on a date, then you might as well Snarfle the Garthok."
by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008
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snarflecopter

A space ship used by the inhibitants of planet Snarf. A world in the Zimcila galaxy approximately 14 billion light years away. The Snarfsonians first used their snarflecopter to visit planet Earth in the year 1873 A.D. This information has been covered up by the government. Under the presidency of Ulysses S. Grant, Two americans John L. Smith and Fredrick S. Mattley went with the Snarfsonians to visit planet snarf. In turn two Snarfsonians XJL6 and XKA4 came to planet Earth. XJL6 moved to Italy and married an Italian women. They gave birth to the first mixed Snarf/Earth baby in 1883. This mix in races proved horrible. Their son was Benito Mussolini, who went on to the leader of the facist party and dictator of Italy during WWII.
that snarflecopter is really fast
by BBoye February 4, 2008
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snarfer

A person who farts in a body of water then eats the fart bubble on its way up.
Erik was a snarfer because he ate is own fart in a pool.
by Peltalicious December 28, 2005
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Snarfleropterpusopelisium

(n) A nickname given to concert halls and venues with names like "Palladium" or "Avalon."
Dude, were you at the show last night?" "What show?" "The one down at the Snarfleropterpusopelisium, it was crescent fresh.
by Great Bonfuego May 27, 2010
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