snapsturbate

Snapchatting with someone and exchanging nude/lewd photos to the point of escalating to exchanged masturbation photos and videos. Usually to the point of climax.

Ex) I snapsturbated with Andrea last night and now my sheets are al crunchy.

by mahahario January 20, 2016

napsterbate

To waste time on a peer-to-peer service, downloading files you'll probably never listen to. Portmanteau of napster and masturbate.

When I'm bored I connect to Limewire; I don't look for anything in particular, just napsterbate.

by steevsith December 9, 2008

shasterbated

(verb) an African tribal ritual mimicked in many welsh farmers in which the farmer gets a sheep and proceeds to insert his large spoonful of animal feed in order to keep his flock well fed and healthy

The welsh shepherd shasterbated the sheep with his gargantuan spoon full of feed

by Michaelinyjon Jones January 10, 2008

Smasterbate

To masterbate while being drunk

Tone smasterbated after he drank too much last night because his girlfriend wasnt around.

by Bigpoon24 August 29, 2012