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snagglepuss

A woman, older than a cougar, who is into younger guys.
"His sassy grandma came on to me--what a snagglepuss!"
by Nelle56 September 11, 2009
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shnagglepuss

usually a sasquatch like ginger and or blonde, capable of zero to mild intelligence with a face akin to a deformed baboon and teeth like a homosexual vampire, the "puss" is so stupid its interests can be described in one sentence and its diet is equivalent to a mentally disabled six-year-old, its eyesight is horrendous because of its constant urge of having scrotums dangle on its eyes , it also is gender confused and gets turned on by the scent of its own anal gases (eggz)
hey whats that fat blonde thing over there staring at itself? it looks like bigfoot if he had a learning disability or maybe down syndrome? No bro thats the shnagglepuss dont mess with it while its trying to look at itself it'll eat your dick off and play naked patty cake with your nuts while it farts
by jermaine the royce November 10, 2012
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Snugglepuss

When one person loves to snuggle up to their significant other an extreme amount. snuggle cuddle
Did you hear about Duncan? He’s a big snugglepuss.”
by Millyrockin January 7, 2020
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cross-eyed snagglepuss with hickups

The worst insult you can give to a girl that has given you the worst head ever.
You give head so bad youre like a cross-eyed snagglepuss with hickups!
by Daniel March 23, 2005
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Snagglepuss

A vagina with teeth, preferably crooked.
Man, I got her all the way back to my room, and it turns out she was toting a Snagglepuss.
by Tenacious G February 2, 2005
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Blargian Snagglebeast

a beast of unimaginable terror and randomness

its so random that it kills you with randomness, however they are afraid of succubi
Oh No ITs A BLArgian SNagglebeast RUN AWAY
by boganman September 21, 2009
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snagglepuss

someone who theives or "snags" something from someone, usually when the individual is present. however, a snagglepuss will sometimes sneak into your home, snaggle something and then inform that they did it, but not what is gone. without knowing what to look for, eventaully you go mad searching for what was snaggled. snaggle is the act of theiving or "snagging"
i was piss drunk walking home from the bar with friends. snagglepuss was amongs us and managed to snaggle my wallet right out of my pocket.

snagglepuss was over playing xbox, but then procceded upstairs unnoticed. snagglepuss then returned smiling like a jack ass, but nothing was assumed. later snagglepuss left a message informing me he had snaggled something from my room. after three hours of searching, i gave up in a fit of tears
by Gingerballs November 24, 2007
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