smelf

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

by K-Brown October 25, 2005

Smylie

A gorgeous person inside and out that can make anybody smile as soon as they walk into the room. They could be described (affectionately) as a rabhead

Damn that girl has legs for days.... she must be a Smylie!

by libalullah July 21, 2019

Smyl

SMYL

S: send

M: me

Y: you're

L: location

Him: "hey ur cute smyl"

Her: "u first ;)"

by Lobbro November 9, 2019

SMILF

Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually blonde with blue eyes and sometimes named Sierra. Smilfs range in age from 24 to around 38.

Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: But dude, she's a total smilf! I'm about it.

by Maestro_yuk May 6, 2021

SMYF

Show Me Your Face

*Over texts*
Girlfriend: It's been so long since we met! SMYF
Boyfriend: What's SMYF?
Girlfriend: Show me your face!

by overnout February 4, 2022

smelfie

A selfie you take while pooping.

Friend 1: "Look at this picture Brad sent me."

Friend 2: "Towel bar to the right, toilet paper to the left, there's no doubt this was a smelfie."

by AllByMySELF November 10, 2014

Smilf

Smilf: Based on the common phrase, "milf" (meaning "mom I'd like to f***"), a smilf is a single mom I'd like to f***.

Smilf: Any woman who is of an older age category who has no spouse or lover, whom one is sexually attracted to.

Examples of Smilfs vary based on opinion of attractive women. Woman must be older. Woman does not necessarily have to be a mother.

by Lukewhoisallknowledgable October 15, 2009