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"So mad, you fucking queer."
1: "Oh no, is little Johnathan mad? SMYFQ."
2: "What?"
3: "SMYFQ."
smyfq by 1rexie August 3, 2023
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SMYF Smyfe Smyffed smyfq
Originates from the request "shut my Facebook"; however, it is now more commonly used as a generic term for successfully having your profile barred from any social network.

Must only be used about people who are trying to get barred using good humour or by pushing the social network rulebook to see how far the administators will let them go.

Not to be used for general social misfits, that's why we have words like "sicko" and "yob".
DAVE: "Hi, John. I haven't seen you on-line for a while and I can't find your profile. What's occuring?"

JOHN: "You remember that group I set up for a laugh?"

DAVE: "Oh yeah, I enjoyed that"

JOHN: "Well apparently it went against the small print so I got smyffed. Don't worry though, the ban lifts in 6 days"
Smyffed by Mahabarat February 20, 2010
Smyfe has variable defitions
1 adressing a person as smyfe
2 a day replacement
3expresing anger or hapiness to someone
4.Recalling a bunch of people
5. Smooking weed
6. Making crack
1. a) yo smyfe wus up

2. yo on smyfe me and dis kid went to da mall it was chill

3. SMMMMMYYYYYYYFFFFFFFEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Yo i was chilling wit a bunch a smyfers on friday omg tho's kids is jokes

5. Yo nigga is we gunna smoke dat smyfe today

6. Yo nigga i need to work on ma smyfe today
Smyfe by Niaka 666 November 3, 2006

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026