Someone in the MOBA game 'League of Legends' who pretends to be a higher rank than he is and turns out to be fucking shit and ass at the game.
by TheWalkingUrbanDictionary April 16, 2015
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1) to express disbelief while also confirming that someone did in fact perform the action in question
2) to answer someone questioning whether or not you did something (serious manner, similar to “swear to god” or “cross my heart”)
3) when you see a deceased mythical dwarf, blue in color, usually wearing a hat and shoes
1) to express disbelief while also confirming that someone did in fact perform the action in question
2) to answer someone questioning whether or not you did something (serious manner, similar to “swear to god” or “cross my heart”)
3) when you see a deceased mythical dwarf, blue in color, usually wearing a hat and shoes
1) “Hey dude I finally got my adult circumcision!”
“Dead smurf!?”
“Dead smurf.”
2) “Yo did you hear Tom had to get an adult circumcision?”
“That’s impossible, I’ve seen his penis on multiple occasions and I thought he was already circumcised.”
“Nah bro - dead smurf”
3) “Yo what’s that dead thing on the ground?”
“I don’t know, is it blue?”
“Yeah”
“Oh - dead smurf”
“Dead smurf!?”
“Dead smurf.”
2) “Yo did you hear Tom had to get an adult circumcision?”
“That’s impossible, I’ve seen his penis on multiple occasions and I thought he was already circumcised.”
“Nah bro - dead smurf”
3) “Yo what’s that dead thing on the ground?”
“I don’t know, is it blue?”
“Yeah”
“Oh - dead smurf”
by machow January 18, 2019
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Derived from Slur, meaning to garble, plus URL, meaning a web address.
Derived from Slur, meaning to garble, plus URL, meaning a web address.
Examples of slurls include:
A fabrics company has its website at www.ladrape.co.uk
A bowling alley has its website at www.ilovebigals.com
A photographer has his website at www.speedofart.com
A fabrics company has its website at www.ladrape.co.uk
A bowling alley has its website at www.ilovebigals.com
A photographer has his website at www.speedofart.com
by Gargantua666 January 27, 2009
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NoobPwnRoflStomp9001 : Hey d00d u wanna play in match with me? i the best
Some guy : Sorry man, I gotta go feed the cat... *logs smurf account*
Some guy : Sorry man, I gotta go feed the cat... *logs smurf account*
by CraDieN March 6, 2011
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Guy 2: I dont know, but it kinda looks like her nipples
Guy 1: Oh, she must have smurf her tits.
Guy 2: I dont know, but it kinda looks like her nipples
Guy 1: Oh, she must have smurf her tits.
by the charlie January 17, 2009
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