Smurf Account

A alternative account (usually for gaming) that one can use to hide from people/pwn noobs/not be messaged 1 million times in a game.

NoobPwnRoflStomp9001 : Hey d00d u wanna play in match with me? i the best

Some guy : Sorry man, I gotta go feed the cat... *logs smurf account*

by CraDieN March 6, 2011

Smurf Her Tits

To lay out in the sun topless until the nipples turn a blue-purple color when they are sun burned.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that in her shirt?
Guy 2: I dont know, but it kinda looks like her nipples
Guy 1: Oh, she must have smurf her tits.

by the charlie January 17, 2009

Smurf cat

We live, we love, we lie

smurf cat.

by KinFiction September 18, 2023

Smurfhole

Dropping a heavy weight such as a large rock down the ventilation pipe of a Port-a-Potty while someone else is taking a dump. The splash will paint their rear end with blue goo. Popular as a practical joke in the military, where Port-a-Potties abound.

Hey, Jim has been in the shitter for a long time, let's get a big ass rock and smurfhole that motherfucker!

by skinny79 August 9, 2010

scumfucker

v. A person far worse than a mere fucker.

"Have you seen Allan?"
"No, why?"
"Guy took a shit on my lawn, sold my car, and pissed on my mom. I'm gonna kill him."
"What a scumfucker!"

by Alecx Hunter September 3, 2005

drowsy smurf

you roofie a chick paint her blue and have sex with her

I totaly gave that ho a drowsy smurf

by the saggy waffle October 27, 2011

Smurf Smuggling

The act of smuggling Smurfs in one's ass.

Joe and Kyle were smurf smuggling all night, they are too tired to play tag.

by Bagmankyle December 28, 2010