serious stubble

Facial hair that is in limbo between stubble and beard. Too much hair for it to be stubble, but still not enough for a beard.

person 1: man that is some serious stubble you got there!
person 2: I know! any longer and it will be a full beard

by UM North Quad April 11, 2010

Smubbler

The passing of gas which presents itself as both smelly and bubbling.

As I climbed into bed, I ripped a steamy smubbler, which brought tears to my wife's eyes.

by Smubs March 3, 2011

smumble

Smumble

When someone is humble and smart and smartly humble.
The NNNC (nonutnovember community) uses the word for utter discipline.

Sharleena: Have you heard about Owens cock and ball torture routine?
Silvan: Edging 6 hours daily is so smumble of him!
Owen: *smumbling noises*

by keiahnig December 7, 2022

king stubbleton

\A man missing at least one of his fingers, preferably the middle, or all of them. Otherwidse they were cut off halfway and sown on with leeches, and npow they look weird. Royaltyy

Cooper: Dude, is that guy missing his fingers??
Teia: Yah, he's a King Stubbleton. Let's go to Starbuck instead.

by giteiTEEUWDUIQDKABJ June 7, 2018

snubble

a woman's painful and abrasive 1-4 day pubic hair growth after her vagina has been shaved.

Bob agreed to bang Jill again, even though last time he got a nasty rash from Jill's snubble right over the top of his schween.

by woodchipper May 20, 2008

stubble

The wonderful, deliciously sexy facial hair only real, wonderful, deliciously sexy men get when they haven't shaved in a few days. Many women find it incredibly preferable.

Girl: Have you seen the new guy? He's so hot.
Boy: I don't get what the big deal is.
Girl: It's his stubble. Maybe girls would like you if you were man enough to have some.

by shortpeopleego August 20, 2010

cunt stubble

Constable, slang for policeman, pig, rozzer and so on. Can be said to a policeman without them knowing.

Good Evening, Cunt Stubble.
What seems to be the problem?

by markyspeaks July 10, 2005