r/sounding

An excellent subreddit with lots of penis jokes. Give it a try!

Hey, are you subbed to r/sounding?

No, I haven't, but I've upvoted posts from there.

by Dojmopo May 8, 2020

smonging

1) a mix of obsessed, love, finding something adorable. you might smong over how adorable your friend and her boyfriend are together

2) to be rushing or stressed, worried about something or bugging out. you could smong over your essay due soon that you haven’t started

1) Guy 1: Did you see Jenna’s knew hair
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m smonging so bad over it!

2) Friend 1: God, that test was so hard
Friend 2: I know! I was totally smonging

by sidereus August 4, 2020

Ink sounding

When a man takes a pen and shoves it down his urethra or pee hole. If you want to take it further you can make the pen leak into your dick so that the next time you cum it is black or red.

This could also mean sounding done by any member of the game ‘Splatoon’

My dick has never been the same since I did that ink sounding

by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019

Sounding the Seventh Trumpet

The excellent debut album by Avenged Sevenfold, released in 2001 by Good Life Records and re-released by Hopeless Records the next year. This is the only album to feature original bassist Dameon Ash, featured on both versions. The original also doesn't feature lead guitarist Synyster Gates while the re-release does. The most noted track from the album is "Warmness on the Soul". This album also contains the most screaming vocals by M. Shadows.

Mark is a huge sevenfold fan, but unfortunatly he lacks a copy of Sounding the Seventh Trumpet.

by Gaaraofthedamned February 19, 2011

Smunking

Italian skunk sex

I was on vacation in Italy and I totally witnessed a smunking.

by Mmmbabr1 January 8, 2011

Smouting

Combination of smiling and pouting

A: I'm mad at you!!!
B: oh really bitch?
A: Yeah but he still looks trash

I'm sad but kinda happy, hmm smiling and

pouting? Smouting? Smouting. Smouting
B: you just made a word cuz you're sad and happy, that's cool

by Asia_mnstr April 6, 2020

Live Sounding

Similar to Sounding, however rather than using a metallic rod it would include small living creatures: Such as spiders, maggots, flies, small snails, etc.

Wow, I am glad that my girlfriend decided to try Live Sounding, it feels nice to have them wriggling around in there.

by BadMan998 September 18, 2019