Pronunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ
Function: intransitive verb
To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".
Function: intransitive verb
To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".
by Human Overth February 21, 2010
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Get the Smorties mug.its when u get a longggg stick u put a white fluffy thingy and melt it on the fire :) and u get choclate and 2 flat breads and squish it together and its good without choclate :)kinda i only have half bc i dont realy like the white fluffy thingy and the bread lol makes my stomace feel icky :)
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Get the Smorking mug.Smorphing is an act of identity misrepresentation based on sharing a commercial identity among friends or co-workers. Derived from phishing and morphing, smorphing occurs when someone shares their on-line account and password for fee-based on-line services to someone else who accesses the services pretending to be that person.
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-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)
Or
-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)
Or
-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."
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