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Smarties Cereal 

It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk...
Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Moss: Smarties cereal

Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!

Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)
Smarties Cereal by Hat-face November 8, 2011

Smarties Smoke 

When someone (typically teens 13-17) crush smarties and puff the sugary powder out of their mouth imitating cigarette smoke
hey want to go for a smarties smoke?

psh duh! it will be totally trippy

smarties 

Stella asks, "My old man's having a party tonight and he needs some smarties. I know it's a liberty, but I thought you might know someone."
One-Two replies, "Sorry, love, that's not my thing"
- "RockNRolla" (film, 2008)
smarties by roglewis April 22, 2009

The Shorties

In street gangs these boys start as underaged apprentices to a crew. They often mule guns and drugs to avoid adult penalties for older gangsters.
Here comes The Shorties with my Glock and 8 balls!
The Shorties by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021

Teeth like a bag of broken smarties 

Chipped and broken or missing teeth often with discolouration. Like a bag of broken smarties.
I tell you Dave, she had a bad mouth. She had teeth like a bag of broken smarties.

Worcester Smarties 

Birth control. Such named becuase birth control was invented in worcester massachusettes.
I didn't want to get knocked up so I went out and got some Worcester Smarties.
Worcester Smarties by Miondams Elf January 19, 2008