Smolen

when a male receives a hand job from a female through his pants

Female - hey want me to blow you?
Male - na ill just snag a smolen babe.

Friend one - yo man did you hit that?
Friend two - na man bitch only hooked me up with a smolen.

bro one - yo man you cop some head from that hoe after lax practice?

bro two- na but she gave a gnarly smolen homie

by Babyfartsmcgee69 April 7, 2010

swolden

a term used for being mad or very pissed off

Dude, why are you getting swolden at me?
I'm getting swolden!

by Jackson2323 December 15, 2009

smoldering post

Having anal intercourse in frigid temperatures when you pull out your cock and steam rises from the shit covered shaft.

I was banging this woman last winter outside when I pulled out to finish on her back and had a smoldering post...

by Billymac0117 May 3, 2016

solden

Incredibly cool, sexy, cool, swag, smart, swag and very sexy. Also tall and likely to have a large penis.

You are almost as swag as Solden

by penisman1237478267 January 28, 2021

smolde

The action of giving a smolder.

“I did him a good smolde as I left the room.”

by chaebruh February 20, 2021

Gab Smolders

A sweet young lady who loves to play video games and does videos on YouTube She has a cat named BB (Big Boss) and lives with her boyfriend Sean in Brighton!

"Have you seen Gab Smolders on YouTube?"

Yea I have, I love her series on Stardew Valley!

by Devilition June 16, 2021

Smolded

Domination of one person/party over another in competition.

"Who won the game last night"? "Pfft... the Pacers got smolded man...they couldn't do anything".

by Eselle May 23, 2009