a girl used gay guy suspected of being gay by others (school rumors, myspace rumors etc.) used to make people think he isn't actually gay. Usually used in public places like the mall, out to eat etc.
Mike: Dude thats Ryan with that hott ass chick, i thought he was gay?
Steve: Nah thats just his smokescreen
Steve: Nah thats just his smokescreen
by 777LLL January 21, 2009
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Get the smokestack mug.by Rinco August 19, 2006
Get the swoester mug.1. adj. having smoked so much weed that even while not high you act retarded/high.
see also smoketard
see also smoketard
by brio May 28, 2006
Get the smoketarded mug.The best-kept secret in the sexual world. When a man sprinkles taco seasoning on his dong and fucks her up the ass so fast that the girl's anus begins to smoke, he can say he gave her a mexican smokestack. The friction generated with the taco seasoning causes the burning to actually smell like mexican food. I love it.
by Christa Fratto January 21, 2009
Get the mexican smokestack mug.pronounced "smokestack-a-do", meaning "it's the most I can do". Coined some time in early 2008 while playing billiards pretty terribly.
seller: "I'm willing to let this 1772 flint-lock rifle with spring-loaded bayonet go for $6,000"
Corey (Big Hoss): "I'll give you like...80 bucks. Smokestackado"
Corey (Big Hoss): "I'll give you like...80 bucks. Smokestackado"
by FudgeMoney February 21, 2011
Get the smokestackado mug.When a large, red-haired man - preferably Scottish in heritage - pretends to perform oral sex on a woman but only uses his fingers and makes licking noises with his mouth. Similar to Fake chow.
How come Doug's beard doesn't smell like poonanny after he eats out his girlfriend, Kittie everynight?
Easy. He gives her the old Scottish smokescreen
Easy. He gives her the old Scottish smokescreen
by Horis Bybrinski September 12, 2011
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