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Smokepoo

1. n. Bowel movements resulting from the relaxation induced by cigarettes, esp. Djarum Specials.

2. adj. {Smokepoodom} A state of utter relaxation brought on by cigarettes, esp. Djarum Specials, which is NOT to exclude the utter relaxation of the intestines and/or bowels.

3. n. {Smokepootative} Cigarettes utilized as a laxative.

4. v. {Smokepoo'd} Having been in a state of constipation and smoked several cigarettes in hopes of correcting the problem.
"Dude, I'm telling you! You've gotta pull over, I've got a major smokepoo coming on!"
"Hehe... Man, I feel so relaxed... Oh wow, I've hit smokepoodom stage. Be back in a bit."

"Dang... That cheese pizza clogged me up big time, and I don't have any money for X-Lax. You got any smokepootatives at your place?"

"I hit up the stogies big time, and I tell ya... I got majorly smokepoo'd... Feelin' much better."
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irish smokeout

Anally molesting a person that passes out after smoking good weed on St. Patrick's day.
Carlos and Geo ran an irish smokeout on Jeremy last St Patty's Day. Jeremy couldn't walk for days.
by Guido20 March 12, 2010
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Smokegoat

Similar to a scapegoat, a smokegoat is someone who you can blame your cigarette smell on. A good smokegoat is someone you kick it with frequently who is known to smoke like a chimney and is well-known by your significant other or parents.
I smoked half a pack tonight, so I better have a good smokegoat in mind for when my girl asks about the smell.
by BK619 March 18, 2010
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Shakefoot Becksnake

A fictitious snake with a small foot-like paddle on it’s underbelly and a head of hair that is eerily reminiscent of the head of hair on Avan Jogia’s “Victorious” character, Beck.
“yo dude what the fuck is that snake over there i love its hair its so sexy”
“oh yeah dude that’s just a shakefoot becksnake, they’re common in this area. avan jogia is sexy af lmao”
by ApeWellington February 5, 2024
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The Moistened Siberian Reverse Smokeout

doing dabs out of a hookers ass on hot days.
It's a perfect rainy, hot day for The Moistened Siberian Reverse Smokeout. That will ease my anxiety.
by JustinDA July 10, 2022
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