SmokeNET

An underground IRC network devoted to the discussion and legalization of marijuana, which began initial setup and testing on or around August of 2005 and now consists of three servers which can be accessed with any IRC program such as mIRC:

FTW.SERVEFTP.ORG
QUASAR.NO-IP.ORG
QUANTUMGATE.SYTES.NET

Meet me on SmokeNET later and we'll do synchronized bongloads!

by MustangGT October 3, 2005

mexican smokestack

The best-kept secret in the sexual world. When a man sprinkles taco seasoning on his dong and fucks her up the ass so fast that the girl's anus begins to smoke, he can say he gave her a mexican smokestack. The friction generated with the taco seasoning causes the burning to actually smell like mexican food. I love it.

"...that was disgusting!"
"Not as disgusting as Michael giving Maggie a mexican smokestack."

by Christa Fratto January 21, 2009

Smokemeat

n. A penis the size of a ciggarette. To have a smoke meat. Uses include insults from afar, relief for a bad day etc.

"Hey, smokemeat, shut your fucking face!"

You: hey baby, wanna see my penis?
Your date: Holy shit! Its a smokemeat!! aww, its so cute.

by P-Niss November 29, 2004

Smokerastination

The process of smoking multiple cigarettes one after another in an attempt to stave off work. Often leads to dry raspy throat and phlegmatic lungs upon submission of a paper.

Bob: Can I have a cigarette?
Smokerastinator: Sorry dude, I don't have any
Bob: But you bought a carton on Tuesday
Smokerastinator: Yea Dude, but i've been doing some serious smokerastination for my history essay.

by smokeypokey123 January 18, 2011

smokestackado

pronounced "smokestack-a-do", meaning "it's the most I can do". Coined some time in early 2008 while playing billiards pretty terribly.

seller: "I'm willing to let this 1772 flint-lock rifle with spring-loaded bayonet go for $6,000"
Corey (Big Hoss): "I'll give you like...80 bucks. Smokestackado"

by FudgeMoney February 21, 2011

smokeist

Somebody who discriminates people based on the fact whether they smoke or not.

-Hey, this Tom really is a nice guy :)
-Nah, he smokes, he ain't no good!
-You faul smokeist you!

by bamboomy May 10, 2011

Intellectual Smokestack

A wise and hyper-articulate intellectual with refined knowledge and understanding of the world who spends most of his time chain smoking.

The amount of knowledge is often directly correlated with the amount he smokes as he best shares his insights while he is smoking amongst a small crowd of fellow Intellectual Smokestacks.

Me: Duuuude I don't understand how metaphysics relates to this deconstructive analysis of New Comedy
Patrick: Man, just go out the benches in front of the dorm and ask the Intellectual Smokestacks
Me: Good advice they'll know!

by Metaphysical Maniac May 3, 2010