smoking gasoline

Smoking the hardest shit around; smoking a lot

Oh, he be smoking gasoline!

by Laxer88 June 28, 2017

Stocking Tug

A male who enjoys taking a pair of stockings, preferably used and smelly, if possible still wet from her sweaty feet and rubbing his cock up and down them. Inserting the cock into the stocking and masturbating until he cums into the stocking and leaves them back without the poor girl not knowing what treat lies in her sheer stocking

Joe I went to the bathroom last night before bed and found Sarah's dirty stockings on the floor. I had a good sniff and my dick got so hard I ended up having a stocking tug and blew my load all over them. Cant wait to see her wearing them in the morning again.

by Foot Seduction October 13, 2011

Smokin' Dick

When a person is out of line; trippin, or he/she just got shit fucked up.
Also another way of calling someone stupid.

You spent all your money on this fake ass chain!? You must be smokin' dick.

by Sweet&No February 1, 2009

Smokin' Jesus Titty Cinnamon

An expression of surprise at an object. First used by Scooter in the video game Borderlands at the size of the new Monster vehicle.

"Smokin' Jesus Titty Cinnamon! That thing's a MONSTER!" -Scooter

by ThomNoland April 21, 2010

smacking onions

the sound of balls banging ass.

"I took her from behind and started smacking onions."

by kalcaunniag October 11, 2011

smoking up a check

The act of spending the majority of a recently-acquired sum of money on cannabis and cannabis-related products, then promtptly using them over a short period of time

“Darius got paid on Thursday, and spent the entire weekend smoking up a check.

by Pee_is_stored_in_the_balls May 28, 2018

smoking hot

A very HOT chick, SMOKINGGGG HOT!!!

Nice thighs, nice tits, nice booty, nice everything!

My gosh, Miranda Kewr is smoking hot

by Guisumba March 21, 2012