smithtown

A town in Suffolk County on Long Island, NY. It is really boring and not diverse at all, with over 95% of the population being white. Kids here might claim to have a life, but they really don't. Even kids that are able to drive wind up staying in Smithtown on weekends. At least 50% of adolescents in Smithtown can be seen walking around the main streets of St.James and Smithtown in their free time, or at Starbucks hanging out without buying anything, or in the back lots of shopping centers smoking pot or drinking 40s, or they're at the mall every day. There are 2 high schools, East and West. Students can be seen at the gates of the schools smoking cigarettes and trying to look cool. Smithtown West, sadly, has a DDR club and a dodgeball club. East has nothing interesting. Students also enjoy writing threats on desks, smoking in elevators, cussing out teachers, smoking in the stairwells, streaking, putting random stickers all over the place, and so on. So-called "potheads" talk about pot and getting stoned all the time and then say they don't want to be called a pothead. Straight edgers stick together and usually become alcoholics by the time they're legal. Most Smithtown girls that claim they're bisexual never get girlfriends. Most kids say they hate living here, but wouldn't leave if they had the chance. Ignorance and apathy is a common trait among many Smithtown kids.

MONDAY
Smithtown Kid 1: So what do you want to do today?
Smithtown Kid 2: Let's go to the mall.
TUESDAY
Smithtown Kid 1: So what do you want to do today?
Smithtown Kid 2: Let's go to the mall.
WEDNESDAY
Smithtown Kid 1: So what do you want to do today?
Smithtown Kid 2: Let's go to the mall....then Starbucks.

And so on.

by renownsyaaa July 16, 2008

Smithsonian Jackhammer

Fingerblasting the pussy till she is seeing stars

Did you see Kenny drop the Smithsonian Jackhammer on Brittany last night? She was moaning like a wolf

by KinkySlamDaddy August 4, 2020

Smithtown West

A crappy school filled with disgusting individuals who are completely different from any other school. These kids are so cocky and most of the kids are "popular kids" while the normal kids get maken fun of. The worst class is the class of 24 which has the biggest scumbags. The girls in the school just want hot sexy guys that still abuse them but hate people who are slightly ugly. This school spreads rumors faster than wildfires and these kids are so obnoxious. They are also known for bullying people for no explainable reason and act like douchebags for no reason. They will go out of their way to bully normal kids and literally just record kids for no reason. The class of 24 has a lot of wannabe gangsters and they will not shut up. These people will stop at nothing to get what they want and they love to make sex jokes but snitch on kids they don't like at all. On snapchat they leave you on opened for no reason and put you in random gcs just so they can "expose you"

Smithtown West girl: Hey let's brag about going to the 12th party we've been to this month!

Smithtown west girl 2: wow you're soooo sexy!

Smithtown west girl 1: love you babyyy

Normal Smithtown west kid: says "hi"

Smithtown west girls 1 and 2: *leaves kid on opened and blocks them*

by TheKidInAWarzone May 4, 2022

Smithtown

A place on Long Island that is about an hour away from New York City. The town is 99% white, but nearly 95% of the people there pretend they are "gangster" and "from the ghetto" even though the things they buy are too expensive for people from the real ghetto are able to afford. Besides the "gangsters," Smithtown is infested with stuck up, self centered bitches who whine all of the fucking time and hate you because your not wearing Abercrombie or Hollister. Also, every damn person who goes to high school in Smithtown wears plaid, which makes them look like lumberjacks. Also, almost every girl in Smithtown dye their hair nearly every week and straighten their hair so much that they constantly smell like dead hair. It's fucking disgusting. They also talk like "valley girls," when in reality they've never even been to California before. There is also the small group of scene kids who claim they are unique when in reality they look like everyone else. Every single girl in Smithtown is obsessed with the "Twilight" series, despite the fact that they've only read one of the books. And every single guy from Smithtown is obsessed with "The Dark Knight" only to make them look like they actually have balls. There are two high schools in Smithtown: East and West. At West, you have to memorize fucked up lines telling you to hug your parents and be polite, which people either don't care about or pretend to not care about so they look cool. Despite how much West sucks, it's still better than East, which is filled with potheads. If you want to meet someone from Smithtown, go to any mall on Long Island. They will be there.

Smithtown Kid: "LETZ GO TO THE MALLLL."

by SHMMOOOOOPP. January 25, 2009

smithson valley high school

this school is full of sexist ass homophobic ass jesus is lord ass trump dick sucking hicks. the teachers have a weird obsession with shoulders so kids constantly get sent out of class cause their shoulders are distracting. it's actually called stoner valley because you're either a stoner or someone who pretends they're a stoner. there are the dumb fortnite boys who make rape jokes and say "no homo" every 4 seconds. there are the basic bitches that all look the same and are probably trying to be insta famous. there are the emo kids who lowkey looks like they will kill u and they're all gay. there are about 4 normal Gay people in the whole school. almost everyone is white, leaving us kids of color w so many hilarious racist comments to deal with. obviously, we are super DIVERSE and EXCEPTING. nobody learns shit cause everyone is stupid including the teachers who really want guns in their classrooms for some reason? everyone goes to football games even tho they literally have no clue whats going on bc its a great time for kids to fuck around on bleachers which is gOaLs . moral of the story , welcome to smithson valley highschool freshman:)!!!!!!!!

person 1: yo why did u get suspended from Smithson valley high school?

person 2: I'm an atheist.

by local lookout lesbian July 30, 2018

Smithtown

A town in Northwestern Suffolk County known for its bar scene on main street. The legend of it founding is that Richard Smith made a deal with the native americans that allowed him to keep all the land he ride in one day on his bull Whisper. A statue of Whisper is in the town. He has a large penis because he is located across from the towns titty bar. It is a wealthy town with only small pockets of poor people. The Town at night is a hangout for juvies and drunks. The teens copy whatever pop culture tells them either ghetto or skaters or emo. Most patrons of the bars are collar pop'in wannbe's with sandle wearing preps and older creppy guys mixed in. Even the older people are "me too's" people driving escalades and drinking starbucks. Basically if getting fucked in the ass was in style you can guarantee smithtown would be doing it.

God "I have just taken a shit. Thou shalt call it Smithtown"

by Paul Binder June 14, 2008

smithtown high school west music kids

A group of students that goes to a really shitty school on Long Island that spend all of their free time before, during, and after school in the music suite. Some of them don’t even take a music elective or play an instrument at all. Everything happens in the practice rooms... They hookup in there, talk shit, eat lunch, and skip class...sometimes all at once. Most of these people are overdramatic and obnoxious and barely talented, but some of them don’t suck... only some. Music kids are closely affiliated with art and theater kids, as most of their cliques interjoin. A large portion of them are gay, lesbians, bisexual, and many other sexualities that you have never heard of. Don’t associate with these people if you care about your reputation.

I hate those fucking Smithtown High School West music kids. They’re fags

by chaoticsunflower June 4, 2018