The epitome of awesomeness.
by Televisionmicrowave October 24, 2011
Get the Smimble mug.The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating on top of it, causing a slimy brown mixture. Once the mixture has been well kneaded, yell "Wouf" and smash it in your partners face. Hilarious, but not recommended for first dates if you like the person. Best used during revenge sex.
Dude, I fucked my ex-wife last night.
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!
by thehillshire December 22, 2014
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by Enigma7896 June 29, 2018
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This is as ascended as a fella can get.
He doesn't slip up. He doesn't miss a beat.
When you're around a smiminal, be sure that miscellaneous happenings are in your future.
His QPUs are aligned. His sprites are cranberry. His palms are sweaty, his knees weak, his arms heavy, mom's spaghetti.
This is a man that can, and will, get away with no end of poppycock, piffle, hogwash, malarkey, balderdash, codswallop and shenanigans before the day is out.
This is as ascended as a fella can get.
He doesn't slip up. He doesn't miss a beat.
When you're around a smiminal, be sure that miscellaneous happenings are in your future.
His QPUs are aligned. His sprites are cranberry. His palms are sweaty, his knees weak, his arms heavy, mom's spaghetti.
This is a man that can, and will, get away with no end of poppycock, piffle, hogwash, malarkey, balderdash, codswallop and shenanigans before the day is out.
-You ever wish you could go back in time and say that thing you thought of just now, but when it was relevant?
-All the time, man. If I could think that fast I'd be the smoothest smiminal on the block.
-All the time, man. If I could think that fast I'd be the smoothest smiminal on the block.
by God is dead and we killed him May 8, 2019
Get the Smiminal mug./derogatory/ - An individual of English decent, whose intentions are for personal gain,
commonly used in Central America by Belizians.
commonly used in Central America by Belizians.
by ForiegnChild April 3, 2017
Get the Slimy Limey mug.Where a girl and a guy is in the shower and the guy turns the girl around and shoves his dick up her ass and she'll walk on the wall like a gecko wet
by Glennzy June 14, 2017
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