Sheepish and conniving manner, usually accompanied by an alternative motive to gain anything they desire.
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Adj. Used to describe extremely boring or stupid situations, teachers, jokes conversations, etc. Warning, anything "smettzle" may cause drowsiness!
Man, that bio class is so SMETTZLE! I am always
I am leaving, this party is so smettzle, I may fall asleep!
Steve-"When will pigs fly? When Swine flu!"
John- Steve you and your joke are so smetzy! Ew.
I am leaving, this party is so smettzle, I may fall asleep!
Steve-"When will pigs fly? When Swine flu!"
John- Steve you and your joke are so smetzy! Ew.
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Get the smert mug.your mum wants you to come to dinner and has already invited your boyfriend. you dont want to go bout kinda have to.
by c0ldAussie March 2, 2005
Get the smert mug."Hey guys, I got a case of Smeltzphobia. I am a little Smeltzed-out. Wilbur was just secretly peeping me from the distance."
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Get the Smeltzphobia mug.Where a student in class answers all the questions and the teacher avoids asking the student any more questions and acts as though they do not exist.
Teacher: Does anyone know the answer?
Student: (Puts hand up)
Teacher: Anyone at all? Okay no-one, let's go through an example then.
Student: (To friend) He totally just smartzoned me.
Student: (Puts hand up)
Teacher: Anyone at all? Okay no-one, let's go through an example then.
Student: (To friend) He totally just smartzoned me.
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