smirtz

Sheepish and conniving manner, usually accompanied by an alternative motive to gain anything they desire.

That sneeky little Smirtz was climbing the counter to get my oreos out of the cuboard.

by Snakedaddy67 April 12, 2018

Dirty Smertis

The process of pulling a girls panties in a "wedgie" fashion then having anal sex with her while she is still wearing her panties.

I gave your mom a Dirty Smertis last night.

by Joe Red June 25, 2008

Smettzle

Adj. Used to describe extremely boring or stupid situations, teachers, jokes conversations, etc. Warning, anything "smettzle" may cause drowsiness!

Man, that bio class is so SMETTZLE! I am always

I am leaving, this party is so smettzle, I may fall asleep!

Steve-"When will pigs fly? When Swine flu!"
John- Steve you and your joke are so smetzy! Ew.

by Mai-Juin May 5, 2009

smert

aww poor brent didnt know what it meant.. its a different form of smrat or as you would say smart

When your boyfriend thinks he's smart but he really isn't

by Damix_55 March 4, 2005

smert

when you really dont wanna do something but you have to.

your mum wants you to come to dinner and has already invited your boyfriend. you dont want to go bout kinda have to.

by c0ldAussie March 2, 2005

Smeltzphobia

The fear of being in the general vicinity of the creepy guy at work.

"Hey guys, I got a case of Smeltzphobia. I am a little Smeltzed-out. Wilbur was just secretly peeping me from the distance."

by Ohhh It's Craigy February 14, 2013

smartzoned

Where a student in class answers all the questions and the teacher avoids asking the student any more questions and acts as though they do not exist.

Teacher: Does anyone know the answer?
Student: (Puts hand up)
Teacher: Anyone at all? Okay no-one, let's go through an example then.
Student: (To friend) He totally just smartzoned me.

by geekyvirgin October 24, 2015