Smettzle 

Adj. Used to describe extremely boring or stupid situations, teachers, jokes conversations, etc. Warning, anything "smettzle" may cause drowsiness!

Man, that bio class is so SMETTZLE! I am always

I am leaving, this party is so smettzle, I may fall asleep!

Steve-"When will pigs fly? When Swine flu!"
John- Steve you and your joke are so smetzy! Ew.

Smettzle by Mai-Juin May 5, 2009

Smokeasity Smeatzle 

–noun

1. Slang.
a. a cigarette, especially one loaned after many loans, a refusal and eventual relenting by the loaner.

-verb
1. Slang
a. the act of smoking a smokeasity smeatzle.

Joe: hey, could I bum one?
Jim: No! I gave you like ten already, I've only got a few left!
Joe: Come on man! Lemme get a smokeasity smeatzle!
Jim: Fine, here.
Joe: Sweet!

Smokeasity Smeatzle by Fliptacular June 19, 2009