sherking

- shitting and jerking off at the same time

Hey Baby - Last night I was sherking, shitting my pants while dreaming of fucking YOU.

by joe May 13, 2005

Smorking

Verb: to smork a smigarette.

I wish I could quit smorking! It is so addictive.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Sherking

Shoulder twerking. The act of aggressively shaking one’s arm booty (AKA shoulders) in an up and down motion

“Yeet, dude! Whats she doin bruh?”
“OMFG broski, she be sherking!”

by Yeetbroski February 15, 2019

sherking

Masturbating in the shower.

Brian: What took you so long, were you sherking again?

by LionelFritzyJungle June 7, 2010

Smirking off

To smirk off, or also known as giving someone a "look" of smirkyness. This phrase was invented by a future female chemist.

"did you call me stupid?"
"No, I was saying something else and then i saw u turn so I said your name. why are you calling me stupid?"
"I didn't!"
" I saw you smirking off and so i thought you were calling me stupid"
"hahaha"

by Chemistry smurfer March 8, 2010

Slerking

The slow motion of Twerking

The club started playing slow jams so me and my girls had to start slerking

by dbreezy June 25, 2014

Smurking

A combination of smuggle and lurking. To smuggle information while lurking.

How did he know that? i dont know, he must have smurked it of Facebook. Dude that kid needs to stop smurking

by biglurktm December 9, 2009