slap the sergeant

Masturbating.

I'm going to think about you while I slap the sergeant tonight.

by Anal Speeds October 25, 2013

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shmergen

Noun.

Mumbo jumbo, abstract information; bullshit. Usually spoken by professors or kiss-ass graduate students.

Root word can also be modified to create a verb (i.e., "Shmergeny").

Can replace the traditional, "Blah blah blah," or, "yadda yadda yadda."

Girl 1: "Did you take notes in philosophy?"
Girl 2: "I tried, but it was a bunch of shmergen."

Modified version: "The teacher's lecture was all shmergeny."

by theoutlaw May 27, 2009

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Sergei

Sergei is a word for a sexy beast, smart person, and strong man. Sergei is sexy, strong, and intelligent. Sergei is so sexy 30% of the girls in the world would do everything for Sergei, and the 30% are all hot.

"Is that SERGEI!?!"

"I wish i was a SERGEI"

by itcanberandom June 6, 2016

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Sergey Eybog

A Russian composer born in Ust-Ilimsk and now lives in Saint-Petersburg. He has been making ambient, electronica and orchestral music since 2004. Most widely known for creating soundtracks for the Russian erotic visual novel game "Everlasting Summer" and "Eon". Also known for creating a lot of music for Puzzle Lab Games company (now defunct). Some of them include "Charm Tale", "Fiber Twig", "Inspheration" and "Cosmic Stacker".

Sergey Eybog is the definition of my childhood, teenagehood and adulthood. His music is the most pristine of all new age composers.

by LaserImouto May 27, 2022

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