Smegaladon

Like a megaladon but covered in fish smegma

Person 1: Have you heard of a smegaladon?

Person 2: No what is it?

Person 1: Its like a megaladon but covered in smegma
Person 2: Oh Tasty eh

by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019

smegulik

1. A common name among the great apes of turtanre. 2. Fortnite porn

Person: Fortnite is gay
Me: Smegulik

by axedeodorant October 15, 2020

Segularity

A Single black male that does not have any play

that person is a fucking Segularity

by niggerfaggot1321 July 24, 2022

Smedulation

The act of creating shmegma

He’s going through his smedulation right now.

by Thatsrightitsme February 10, 2023

Smegladoff

What I call the girl I love.

You're such a smegladoff.

by Bzlots May 9, 2023

smegladoff

A word she made up that can mean anything.
(When I say it to her it means she is someone I love.)

She's such a smegladoff.

by Bzlots May 9, 2023

Smegule

A particle or globule of smegma or other preventable accumulation of genital sediment.

"Did you hear about the locker room incident?"
"Go off nigg"
"Nathaniel waffle stomped a whole ass smegule down the shower drain. Brotha be slingin mad dicc cheese!"

by Smegga November 20, 2025