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smeggypoo

Smeggypoo a tattood and peirced guy that is most notably known for increasing shoplifting figures by 20% in the year 2005 also known for stealing many licence plates within the oxon area during the three year war.The name Smeggypoo has been stuck to this poor fellow since the summer of 98 when his cousin changed his nickname from egghead to smeghead. Smeggypoo is a keen gamer and on searching the name on google you may see many entries under IGUK, Hunterlan, Youtube and myspace all being places smeggypoo hangs out. Smeg is a term derived from dick cheese and poo is another word for human excriment. so in total smeggypoo is actually dickcheeseshit. Smeggypoo is now a civil servant within the oxfordshire area providing many usful services to his local community. although the legend of smeggypoo will die of the name will always belong to him.
N00b :Wanna play some WiC
Smeggypoo : Nah ill own your ass
by Thomas Gregory November 14, 2007
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smeggy

guy 1: that guy is such a smeggy (cool kid)
guy 2: yes he is very cool
by sigma_grinder69 January 27, 2022
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Smeggy

SMEGGY IS A PIECE OF SMEGMA THAT IS COATED IN CHCOCOLATE AND THEN DEEPFRIED. IT IS A BRITISH DELICACY.
ME: I LOVE EATING SMEGGY
by BigMuscleManRyan May 1, 2022
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smeggy

really dirty foresking some love it some dont smegma
man ur cocks smeggy its making me moist!!!
u filthy cunt go wash that smeggy cock!!
by toostr82bgay April 16, 2005
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Smeggy Children

Suffering from smegma, smeggy children is where the minor lumps begin to look like baby heads. To make it seem like children, the pubes get stuck in the smegma.
Bout to shag some lass last night but she got scared after seeing my smeggy children
by AlbanianSugarDaddy May 7, 2018
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smeggy penis

Lee: "Dan Dan! I also have a smeggy penis"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"
by stuart the supa cool September 7, 2018
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smegcine

Medicine for the smegma problem, your mom wont like it.
I just started my smegcine today. Got my last smegjob yesterday, im gonna miss it
by Unge_smegmaburger January 4, 2019
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