Smegjob

When you havent showered in a couple of days, your cock is full of smelly smegma. And a girl gives you a blowjob.

Your mom gave me a smegjob last night! She said it tasted like thotianas asshole

by Unge_smegmaburger January 4, 2019

Smegjog

Some guy with a scabby face that has serious social issues when drunk. He will often be a bit of a cunt when drunk yet really boring when sober..

Fucking hell m8, you're being a proper Smegjog tonight!

by BRANDONATOR March 6, 2014