(n.) the act of forgetting to clean your penile area, resulting in an unreasonable quantity of smegma around your mushroom tip
by M Boogie December 25, 2020
Get the smegligence mug.Shegaloh. Is a transgender or crossdresser who is a prostitute. A term used to describe flamboyant transgenders who frequent karaoke bar scenes and are actually quite talented as a performer in that respect but is prone to being a diva type with unreasonable expectations and a false sense of entitlement due to having a good singing voice. Believed to have been used first by young children making fun of a singing trans prostitute. Instead of an opera singer singing ‘Vee garo veegaro! “ it would be ‘shee golo shee golo” derives from the words gigolo and she. Which once was an oxymoron like jumbo shrimp but is now normalized. The “h” at end is used as a added surprise added to word like “ oh ..i didnt know she was a he”
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Submitted by LuvH8Luv
When I saw Kenny backstage with that shegaloh during the karaoke event , it confirmed to me not only does he like hairy woman but he also likes shims who were once hairy but shaved smooth. Thats the last time I agree to a 3some with his girlfriend. Now that its known he plays with shegalohs. Maybe that shegaloh will share some shaving techniques cause Kenny’s girlfriend was hairy like a wolf! Uh oh… was she a trans too? What have I possibly done? What a world we live in when one can’t even be sure of what sex a person is anymore. Little did I know, my therapist i was talking to about all this was in fact that same shegaloh at the bar with Kenny. And was a crossdresser on weekends and married with wife and kids. Ironic it is since my therapist is the one who needs therapy. And its situations like this that make normal people feel like they need to seek therapy. Needless to say, I dont go to therapy or karaoke bars anymore . But oddly like my woman with a bush now..
by LuvH8Luv November 16, 2022
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