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Smeeton

A deliciously handsome male with a genuine thirst for knowledge, a wicked sense of humour and sense of adventure. Great to look at. The envy of all other alpha males.
"He's gorgeous"
"He must be a smeeton"

"i've always wanted a smeeton"
"dont you think thats a little out of your league?"

"phwoar! Smeeton"
by fizzwig September 28, 2012
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Seemose dripose

When a man spontaneously and unexpectedly ejacuates on a woman uncontrollably to produce seemose dripose.
Man 1: bro what happened last night?
Man 2: I couldn’t hold it, I just seemose dripose all over that bitch
Man 1: c’mon again??!!
Man 2: once you seemose dripose once you seemose dripose for life
by Hangus-grapuss February 28, 2019
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sreemoyee

An outstandingly gorgeous and introverted girl. She loves to keep her secrets to herself but is open around people she loves. She has a charming personality and people love to be around her. She might be even defined as an international symbol for beauty. But oftentimes she degrades her value by overthinking about things that are out of her hands. She always needs someone to be around her and console her even when she pushes them away. She never likes being indebted to anyone for anything.
I love being around Sreemoyee.
by Lucifer17084 November 23, 2021
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seemon

The ingrediant of life
eg, "MY NAME IS SEEMON, I AM THE INGREDIANT OF LIFE"
by Simon May 7, 2004
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Smelmo

1. A cross between Smella and Elmo. This furry friend often lets off a repugnent smell whilst talking in an extremely high pitched voice - hence the Elmo.

Symptoms of "being a Smelmo" are heightened when eating curry and drinking alcohol.

It is a condition that is to be treated with caution as the victim may become hostile.
"Look at that crazy bitch, she's such a smelmo!"

or

"Help me doctor, I'm being a smelmo!"
by Chuck9870 August 25, 2009
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smegmocracy

The governing of society by those with the most dick cheese.
With his huge uncircumcised wally containing a full pound of dick-Stilton, Harry was a firm believer in smegmocracy.
by scodder March 23, 2010
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Smemo

Smemo is a slang term used to describe a person with emo (emotional) personality but contrarily, smiling. The term derives from the conjunct of the words smile and emo. Usually used to describe young emo audience lacking true emo values. In addition, smemo can be used to identify unfledgled emo whom have not lived up to the style of "emo" music, fashion, or a general state of unhappiness and melancholy.
What do you call an Emo at a comedy club? A Smemo.

Tags: Emo, Smemo, Kan I Eat U
by smemo May 27, 2007
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