poop smearing

While having sex you finger the girls ass and make sure to get her poo on your finger. When ready, you pull out (before during or after cumming as it does not matter.) and smear her poo from one cheek, across her lips to the other cheek. When she gets mad at you, simply ask "Why So Serious?"

Bob: Hey did you fuck anyone last night?
Stan: Yeah bro, I hooked up with this one chick. Idk her name, but it didnt matter when I did the poop smearing

by Mentch12 January 5, 2013

Smeaging

An abundance of anxiety; When anxiety takes over life.

“Beaker” from Sesame Street

Al’s Smeaging out right now.
I talked to him earlier, he was smeaged out.

by Smig Bush August 10, 2023

Smeging

The act of dripping one's smega upon another's forehead (usually performed when the victim is unconscious)

Smegzaib strikes again with another a mass special needs school smeging

by Smegzaib Leaver December 4, 2021

Bro smearing

Replacing a word or syllable with "bro" as a way of dismissing it as categorically synonymous with douchebaggery without actually having to address its substance

Person #1: I'm pro-choice.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.

by UnfrozenCaveman June 26, 2016

Smegina

A smelly vagina; a vagina with an unpleasant odor.

"Man, I went out with this girl, I detected a strong odor in my car, then realized it was just her smegina"

by Meso Thorny April 1, 2010

smagina

a fun alternative to the word vagina.

I hope I meet a girl with a nice smagina.

by bread infection January 2, 2006

Smearing

When you're smiling and tearing up at the same time.

Sabrina was so happy that we wished her a happy birthday. She was literally smearing.

by mootlik January 25, 2019