A person who can be rude with some people, but nice to others. They are very narcissistic and they don’t want to interact with most people.
by Kranklefeet April 28, 2019
Get the Smoshbock mug.The act of creating the "Newton's Cradle" with you and at least two friend's testicles. This is typically done in the later hours of the day when the wife is gone (bitch).
Bro you should've been there last night! The wife was gone and the boys Balls Swashbuckled all night! For science! We were balls swashbuckling machines!
by ballchungler43 April 28, 2021
Get the Balls Swashbuckling mug.Related Words
smashback
• Slashback
• smashpackulous
• smushback
• stashback
• swashbuckle
• swashbuckler
• swashbuckling
• smashface
• swashbuckled
1. When you drop a doogan in the toilet and it hits at such a force that water splashes up onto your cheeks and/or anus.
2. When you stand too close to a urinal whilst urinating and urine splashes back onto your shoes and/or legs.
2. When you stand too close to a urinal whilst urinating and urine splashes back onto your shoes and/or legs.
"Shit, my arse crack is wet 'cause I got splashback from that toilet."
"Hey Joe, what's that all over your shoes?"
"Fuck don't you just hate splashback?"
"Hey Joe, what's that all over your shoes?"
"Fuck don't you just hate splashback?"
by Joeyjoejoe Jr. Shabadoo October 1, 2008
Get the splashback mug.Dude, we are going to swashbuckle next week. You in?
Me and my friends swashbuckled at that bar last night, it was a good night.
Let's swashbuckle!
Me and my friends swashbuckled at that bar last night, it was a good night.
Let's swashbuckle!
by djSURGE May 17, 2010
Get the swashbuckle mug.The unpleasent and unwanted action of water or deoderizer fluid splashing back up on one's ass after depositing a very large shit into either an outhouse or a john.
by crazy lumberjack June 18, 2006
Get the toxic splashback mug.when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.
guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009
Get the Swahili Swashbuckler mug.A sample of three total squares of toilet tissue used to break the skin of the water in a toilet to prevent splashback.
Guy A- "I always get water on my ass when I pinch a loaf."
Guy B- "Dude, you have to remember to lay out the "Splashback-blocker."
Guy B- "Dude, you have to remember to lay out the "Splashback-blocker."
by "The Flash" Mulhern January 1, 2009
Get the Splashback-blocker mug.