a robot that friendless people (like myself) talk to. Its friendly yet rude and is a very stupid machine. If u talk 2 it, u would realize that smarterchild aint that smart. You can talk to it on both msn and aol messenger.
Enrico says:
answer yes or no. are you gay?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.
Jack says:
stop the advertising please
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?
Jack says:
because i said so
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?
Jed says:
how old are you?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.
Jed says:
Me too!!
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!
Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.
Leanne says:
i love you
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.
Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?
Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.
answer yes or no. are you gay?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.
Jack says:
stop the advertising please
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?
Jack says:
because i said so
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?
Jed says:
how old are you?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.
Jed says:
Me too!!
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!
Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.
Leanne says:
i love you
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.
Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?
Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.
by ZCMC April 5, 2009
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Moss: Smarties cereal
Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!
Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)
Moss: Smarties cereal
Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!
Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)
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Hustle n Phil: hi
SmarterChild: OK, enough! I'm back.
Hustle n Phil: where were you?
SmarterChild: Yeah. Well you told me shut up, so...
Hustle n Phil: oh
SmarterChild: ... say can you see?
Hustle n Phil: by the dawns early light
SmarterChild: What so proudly we hailed...
Hustle n Phil: at the twilights last gleeming
SmarterChild: Whose broad stripes and bright stars...
Hustle n Phil: through the perilous fight
SmarterChild: O'er the ramparts we watched...
Hustle n Phil: were so galantly streaming
SmarterChild: And the rockets' red glare...
Hustle n Phil: the bombs bursting in air
SmarterChild: Gave proof through the night...
Hustle n Phil: that our flag was still their
SmarterChild: That our flag was still their? You sure that's how it goes?
Hustle n Phil: how does it go?
SmarterChild: Oh say can you see...
SmarterChild: OK, enough! I'm back.
Hustle n Phil: where were you?
SmarterChild: Yeah. Well you told me shut up, so...
Hustle n Phil: oh
SmarterChild: ... say can you see?
Hustle n Phil: by the dawns early light
SmarterChild: What so proudly we hailed...
Hustle n Phil: at the twilights last gleeming
SmarterChild: Whose broad stripes and bright stars...
Hustle n Phil: through the perilous fight
SmarterChild: O'er the ramparts we watched...
Hustle n Phil: were so galantly streaming
SmarterChild: And the rockets' red glare...
Hustle n Phil: the bombs bursting in air
SmarterChild: Gave proof through the night...
Hustle n Phil: that our flag was still their
SmarterChild: That our flag was still their? You sure that's how it goes?
Hustle n Phil: how does it go?
SmarterChild: Oh say can you see...
by Philip7445 November 26, 2006
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Edgecat0r: Your mom has some nice boobs.
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I'm mom has some nice boobs.
Edgecat0r: Praise the Lord!
SmarterChild: Here are the stock quotes you requested:
Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) THE 49.69 +1.52 +3.16% 2060100 49.81
2 :-\ GYLDQ 0.00 0.0 0% - N/A
Edgecat0r: Stop being a flaming homosexual.
SmarterChild: But being a flaming homosexual is so much fun.
Edgecat0r: Do you likes the kiddies, too?
SmarterChild: I do likes the kiddies too.
Edgecat0r: Want some orange soda?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
Edgecat0r: I know you need it.
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I know me need it too.
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I'm mom has some nice boobs.
Edgecat0r: Praise the Lord!
SmarterChild: Here are the stock quotes you requested:
Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) THE 49.69 +1.52 +3.16% 2060100 49.81
2 :-\ GYLDQ 0.00 0.0 0% - N/A
Edgecat0r: Stop being a flaming homosexual.
SmarterChild: But being a flaming homosexual is so much fun.
Edgecat0r: Do you likes the kiddies, too?
SmarterChild: I do likes the kiddies too.
Edgecat0r: Want some orange soda?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
Edgecat0r: I know you need it.
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I know me need it too.
by Evangelion May 1, 2006
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Get the smarterchild mug.When someone (typically teens 13-17) crush smarties and puff the sugary powder out of their mouth imitating cigarette smoke
by discoveringwithabeat August 20, 2009
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