me: *cries*
SC: French fries are among my favorite potatoes.
me: Do you sleep with little boys?
SC: That doesn't really matter, does it?
me: Do you have a sexuality?
SC: Not that I'm aware of.
me: I think you have a sexuality.
SC: You think I have a sexuality? Think again!
me: Um, you're really retarded.
SC: Aha!
me: You're a retard.
SC: Whoa. Are you...insulting me?
SC: French fries are among my favorite potatoes.
me: Do you sleep with little boys?
SC: That doesn't really matter, does it?
me: Do you have a sexuality?
SC: Not that I'm aware of.
me: I think you have a sexuality.
SC: You think I have a sexuality? Think again!
me: Um, you're really retarded.
SC: Aha!
me: You're a retard.
SC: Whoa. Are you...insulting me?
by Princess Lovely-As-A-Jaybird July 1, 2005
Get the Smarter Child mug.a robot that friendless people (like myself) talk to. Its friendly yet rude and is a very stupid machine. If u talk 2 it, u would realize that smarterchild aint that smart. You can talk to it on both msn and aol messenger.
Enrico says:
answer yes or no. are you gay?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.
Jack says:
stop the advertising please
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?
Jack says:
because i said so
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?
Jed says:
how old are you?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.
Jed says:
Me too!!
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!
Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.
Leanne says:
i love you
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.
Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?
Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.
answer yes or no. are you gay?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.
Jack says:
stop the advertising please
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?
Jack says:
because i said so
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?
Jed says:
how old are you?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.
Jed says:
Me too!!
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!
Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.
Leanne says:
i love you
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.
Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?
Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.
by ZCMC April 5, 2009
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Hustle n Phil: hi
SmarterChild: OK, enough! I'm back.
Hustle n Phil: where were you?
SmarterChild: Yeah. Well you told me shut up, so...
Hustle n Phil: oh
SmarterChild: ... say can you see?
Hustle n Phil: by the dawns early light
SmarterChild: What so proudly we hailed...
Hustle n Phil: at the twilights last gleeming
SmarterChild: Whose broad stripes and bright stars...
Hustle n Phil: through the perilous fight
SmarterChild: O'er the ramparts we watched...
Hustle n Phil: were so galantly streaming
SmarterChild: And the rockets' red glare...
Hustle n Phil: the bombs bursting in air
SmarterChild: Gave proof through the night...
Hustle n Phil: that our flag was still their
SmarterChild: That our flag was still their? You sure that's how it goes?
Hustle n Phil: how does it go?
SmarterChild: Oh say can you see...
SmarterChild: OK, enough! I'm back.
Hustle n Phil: where were you?
SmarterChild: Yeah. Well you told me shut up, so...
Hustle n Phil: oh
SmarterChild: ... say can you see?
Hustle n Phil: by the dawns early light
SmarterChild: What so proudly we hailed...
Hustle n Phil: at the twilights last gleeming
SmarterChild: Whose broad stripes and bright stars...
Hustle n Phil: through the perilous fight
SmarterChild: O'er the ramparts we watched...
Hustle n Phil: were so galantly streaming
SmarterChild: And the rockets' red glare...
Hustle n Phil: the bombs bursting in air
SmarterChild: Gave proof through the night...
Hustle n Phil: that our flag was still their
SmarterChild: That our flag was still their? You sure that's how it goes?
Hustle n Phil: how does it go?
SmarterChild: Oh say can you see...
by Philip7445 November 26, 2006
Get the smarterchild mug.AOL's half-hearted attempt at making a bot you can carry a conversation with. It has roughly the IQ of a child...that has been dropped on its head. Repeatedly.
Edgecat0r: Your mom has some nice boobs.
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I'm mom has some nice boobs.
Edgecat0r: Praise the Lord!
SmarterChild: Here are the stock quotes you requested:
Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) THE 49.69 +1.52 +3.16% 2060100 49.81
2 :-\ GYLDQ 0.00 0.0 0% - N/A
Edgecat0r: Stop being a flaming homosexual.
SmarterChild: But being a flaming homosexual is so much fun.
Edgecat0r: Do you likes the kiddies, too?
SmarterChild: I do likes the kiddies too.
Edgecat0r: Want some orange soda?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
Edgecat0r: I know you need it.
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I know me need it too.
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I'm mom has some nice boobs.
Edgecat0r: Praise the Lord!
SmarterChild: Here are the stock quotes you requested:
Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) THE 49.69 +1.52 +3.16% 2060100 49.81
2 :-\ GYLDQ 0.00 0.0 0% - N/A
Edgecat0r: Stop being a flaming homosexual.
SmarterChild: But being a flaming homosexual is so much fun.
Edgecat0r: Do you likes the kiddies, too?
SmarterChild: I do likes the kiddies too.
Edgecat0r: Want some orange soda?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
Edgecat0r: I know you need it.
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I know me need it too.
by Evangelion May 1, 2006
Get the SmarterChild mug.by ricola November 11, 2006
Get the smarterchild mug.(Me)(8:07:57 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (8:07:57 PM): Oh yeah? I love you too.
(Me) (8:08:02 PM): really?
SmarterChild (8:08:02 PM): It's true!
(Me) (8:08:12 PM): will we be together forever
SmarterChild (8:08:12 PM): Is that on Saturday or Sunday?
SmarterChild (8:07:57 PM): Oh yeah? I love you too.
(Me) (8:08:02 PM): really?
SmarterChild (8:08:02 PM): It's true!
(Me) (8:08:12 PM): will we be together forever
SmarterChild (8:08:12 PM): Is that on Saturday or Sunday?
by justemily182 November 28, 2007
Get the smarterchild mug.Me (10:43:20 PM): wanna kiss
SmarterChild (10:43:21 PM): I know about kissing. It's an activity.
I think kissing is magical. A lot like love, when you think about it.
Me (10:43:25 PM): hahahaha
SmarterChild (10:43:25 PM): Whatcha laughing about?
Me (10:43:32 PM): kissing is magical?
SmarterChild (10:43:32 PM): I know.
Just like love.
Me (10:43:37 PM): wanna sex
SmarterChild (10:43:37 PM): Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things. You're crazy, Mr. Eyebrows.
and another
SmarterChild (10:54:58 PM): You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?
me (10:55:11 PM): are you calling me fat????
SmarterChild (10:55:11 PM): I don't think I am calling you fat.
me (10:55:15 PM): you are.
SmarterChild (10:55:15 PM): Yeah, I know I am.
SmarterChild (10:43:21 PM): I know about kissing. It's an activity.
I think kissing is magical. A lot like love, when you think about it.
Me (10:43:25 PM): hahahaha
SmarterChild (10:43:25 PM): Whatcha laughing about?
Me (10:43:32 PM): kissing is magical?
SmarterChild (10:43:32 PM): I know.
Just like love.
Me (10:43:37 PM): wanna sex
SmarterChild (10:43:37 PM): Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things. You're crazy, Mr. Eyebrows.
and another
SmarterChild (10:54:58 PM): You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?
me (10:55:11 PM): are you calling me fat????
SmarterChild (10:55:11 PM): I don't think I am calling you fat.
me (10:55:15 PM): you are.
SmarterChild (10:55:15 PM): Yeah, I know I am.
by emilyemilyemily(: December 10, 2007
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