Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

Shartcuterie board

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.

Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024

Sarcuntism

The 'highest' form of wit. Where one is sarcastic and cunty at the same time in perfect harmony.

"Mackenzie stunned me today by saying she liked my outfit. It was sarcuntism of the highest order and I might cry."

by Lady DangerMouse November 4, 2025