by Maverick K. April 20, 2009
Get the Smalk mug.if you are TRØNDER, you have to eat smalahovu. and here are the way to make it:
-find a sheep (go to oslo and in to the government-building called stortinget, there are a lot of sheeps)
-cut the head off, and use the wool to make "selbuvotter". the meat do you use to make "fårrikål"
-burn the head
-put it in HOT water
- pill out the eyes, and enjoy the smalahovu
NB! use the eyes to stick it up in your asshole. its good!
TRY!!!
-find a sheep (go to oslo and in to the government-building called stortinget, there are a lot of sheeps)
-cut the head off, and use the wool to make "selbuvotter". the meat do you use to make "fårrikål"
-burn the head
-put it in HOT water
- pill out the eyes, and enjoy the smalahovu
NB! use the eyes to stick it up in your asshole. its good!
TRY!!!
by knut January 25, 2005
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by BennoTheKid May 14, 2017
Get the to smalk mug.Shalakh is the perfect middle eastern word that absolutely means nothing and everything at the same time!
I got up this morning and ate some shalakh for breakfast!
Can you go to the shalakh and buy some bread?
I have to study for my shalakh on Tuesday.
Bro, you have some shalakh on your face.
Can you go to the shalakh and buy some bread?
I have to study for my shalakh on Tuesday.
Bro, you have some shalakh on your face.
by firesouli September 22, 2013
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