Smatch

Smatch is a combination of the words "Smash" & "Match". "Smash" is a term used for getting laid or getting the butt cheeks and "Match" is a term using for going 50/50 for weed or chronic. If you would like to get high and have sex after this is the perfect word!

Yo bitch lets Smatch! or yo shawty after class do you want to Smatch?

by Richie.B, Luis.P January 3, 2011

Samitch

the best work to describe sandwich, being that sand, shouldn't be the prefix to a word describing food

i think I'm gonna have a samitch, maybe with some kiwi too!
a favorite of rachael and connor

by samitchlova September 9, 2010

Smatch

1. An ass-slapping motion.
2. The period in the Ottoman Empire when the flags were ripped down to be turned into dresses.

See also 38th parallel

Smatchin' it to the 38th parallel, bitchez!!!

by Tituba Don't Truck Wit No Consonants September 14, 2006

smitch

That little bit of smoke that comes from a candlewick after you blow out the flame on a candle.

The librarian will not allow candles in the library as the smitch might set off the smoke detectors.

by librariansfriend December 9, 2008

smitch

Smitch; Noun: To be in the state of smitch. Similar to relaxed, being loose, or having a fun state of mind. A term originating in the SF Bay Area. As a side note: "Yee!"

"Smitchin":

Person 1: Hey, what's good mayne?

Person 2: Oh you already know, I stay smitchin'.

"Smitchery":

Person 1: Dude, what are you doing! Stop fooling around!

Person 2: You mean stop my smitchery!

Person 3: Yeah knock off that smitchery!

by Mikezilla2008 March 4, 2009

Smatcho

if your insulting a complete dick and cant think of anything else to call them call them a SMATCHO!! or stick the word into any context you like when your confused. Its an ambiguous word

you dirty SMATCHO
SMATCHO off you SMATCHO

by BILLY SITCH (RAOUL) May 16, 2004

smitch

a term of endearment. Originally from the new york slang meaning ladies' genital area, now (rhyming with bitch), it is a term of endearment for one's own 'bitch'

Hey there smitch/smitchbag/smitchface, how are you?

by andy miller April 18, 2004