Slurpie

The act of Fellatio performed upon a limp penis lasting for more than 5 seconds.

Dude, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up. She gave me a slurpie for a good 7 seconds or so, then I passed out. It was awesome.

by Bone-PA December 30, 2009

Slurpy

An icey sugary substance that makes your head freeze and gives you headaches from the extreme food coloring.

Apu: "Welcome to Quik E Mart you buy Slurpy? i mean burrito? i mean... come to my 7 11 i buy you all free slurpies!!"

by Me December 27, 2003

Slurpie

When eating someone out then putting in the ingredients of a slurpie into their hole then slurping it out with a straw.

Dude I had a really good pussy slurpie last night

by nalan April 4, 2015

Slurpy

When a guy sits in the corner and watches a couple engage in anal activities. When the male ejaculates in her anus the slurpy grabs a straw and sucks out the jizz out of the females anus.

Bro can I slurpy your girl tonight?

by Bettrnu November 27, 2019

Slurpy

Being drunk.

Finna get slurpy.

by Ryan_Goosling January 10, 2018

Slurpie

Typically a woman who would give oral sex in exchange for cannabis/marijuana

Patricia is a slurpie

by 4ourty5ive November 17, 2019

Slurpies

Otherwise known as a "sloppy burpie." It's a modified version of the Crossfit exercise the "Burpie." This happens when your body reaches exhaustion during a Crossfit WOD and causes your Burpie form to lack.

"Dude, I was so tired during yesterday's WOD that my Burpies started looking like Slurpies."

by Bartles June 6, 2013