Slurplemuff

The slurplemuff is usually only saved for the grandest of occasions. It occurs when Whoopi Goldberg forcefully yet gracefully rips a huge wet fart directly in to Oprah Winfrey's douche bag thus creating the perfect slurpable mix of hot beefy butt stank and toxic muff sludge. Great for parties or simply as an alternative to anything you aren't willing to do.

YO! That slurplemuff was so good, it nearly melted my damn lips off! It was much better than country music ever was.

by bobo bumpkins January 27, 2020

sluthole

A slut's asshole or vagina that has consumed too much dick until it becomes dirty and disgusting.

An insult used by jealous hoes

"GO EAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS SLUTHOLE"

by someonecooolll June 24, 2016

Slurple

Adjective

1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.

3. Purple as a result of slurping.

"The slurple area on balls is sensitive from tea bagging last night, so I try to avoid it touching my leg. It should clear up in a couple days."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

Slughole

A new slang term for the cunny.

Originates from the small town of Wigan in Lancashire.
Often used by local heroes Wigan Lads Club (myspace.com/wiganladsclub)

"...anyway, so i forced her legs apart and dropped my scrotum right into her slughole".

"Show us yer slug'ole!".

by JackTheClatt November 7, 2008

slurpulent

adjective form of the verb slurp; gratitously patronizing and frivilous

That is the most slurpulent little bastard I have ever seen; sucking up to the boss again.

by Chuck September 24, 2003

Purple Slurple

A steamy and consensual interaction with a giraffe, who uses their very long, very purple, and very skilled tongue to go down on someone.

Did you hear about Jeff’s trip to the zoo? He got a purple slurple from Dopsy, the baby giraffe!

by Busterpants May 31, 2019

slophole

when you have a dirty butt-hole and when u crap it sprays every were.

i have a big wet slophole

by tan boy November 6, 2010