Slunk 

Combination of "Didn't do shit" and "Punked out." The word came to exist most likely through the black languages of inner city mayhem, but appeared globally on the hit HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm."

Watch closely in season 6 Episode 4 nearly 16 minutes into the episode.

(Earlier that day LD is verbally assaulted in the waiting room of a doctor's office...)

Leon: "So what'd you do LD?"

LD: "I, I, I...I don't know, I slunked out!"

Leon: "You slunked out!?"

Slunk by unclekeif February 1, 2009

slunk 

To place one's testiclads in an asshole single file.

"So our relationship is getting serious, I think we might slunk soon"

slunk by slunkmasterflex December 20, 2009

Slunk 

A slutty drunk

That slunk has been hanging all over my best friend

Slunk by mer December 23, 2002

slunk 

Slunk: a hybrid of the words sloppy and drunk. It is used to describe either a person who is so drunk he makes a mess of himself (ie. puking, shitting one's self, etc.) or sloppy in doing things one would normally be able to do (ie. pouring, and completely missing, "sum mo' drank in yo cup";or knocking over shit like everybody's drink on the table.

Person 1: Wow, Jon just shit his pants AND puked in the fish bowl and STILL has the energy to smash three full bottles of vodka!

Person 2: Jon is soooo slunk!

slunk by alexjos August 27, 2006

Slunk 

When one is so sleepy that they appear to be drunk. i.e. You stayed up until 5 in the morning doing a project upon which you have procrastinated and coming into school with slurred/mumbled speech, incoherent sentences, and/or making very poor decisions.

Me-"Dooh baby stuff is interesting. Boo's secreat side!?!"
Friend- "What? Did you go to bed at 3 in the morning because you are slunk."

Slunk by Giantkoala327 December 13, 2014

slunk 

Dirty slut, a female or male that never showers and will have sex with just about anything.

That girl is such a slunk, she had sex with five different people last night and still hasn't showered.

slunk by His Perfect Drug March 3, 2010

slunk 

A combination of sloppy and drunk. A take-off of crunk, slunk represents being so drunk that that person is no longer fun or enjoyable, just sloppy as hell. The difference between slunk and crunk could be summed up to be, "Crunk is a party mood, slunk is just a slop, wtf were you thinking mood."

"Wow that party was slunk. All the girls were so drunk they were falling all over themselves."

slunk by Barrald November 27, 2006