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Sugartits

Hey sugartits make me a sammich
by Whatupbae December 27, 2014
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Sugartits

A small, blonde, eloquent female, gifted in the art of conversation. Talented rapper, excitable dancer, enthusiastic drinker, inked up to the days. Partner in crime sugardick, who also calls her sugarbooty. One day sugartits and sugardick will breed to make beautiful sugarbabies.
Sugardick: "Yo sugartits, what shall we name our first sugarchild?"
Sugartits: "I think we should call it beyonce"
by sugarbooty August 19, 2013
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Sugartits

Used describing a male with man tits from eating too much sugary stuff

Also general insult
Damn I ate so many doughnuts these past few months that I have the case of the sugartits.

You're late sugartits!
by ZeroHayabusa July 23, 2017
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Sugarwitch

Two girl friends who act as if they were rich sugarbabies and had a sugardaddy, when in fact they aren't and have no money.
Yesterday, with my sugarwitch we went shopping, and enjoy sunny outdoor terraces while sipping one of our cosmo cocktails! Today my credit card was declined...
by Noboyfriend June 10, 2018
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sugartits

A term used by Michael Richardson in ‘Once Upon a One Night Stand’ to describe one of his best friends, Taliana.
Sugartits, at least warn a guy before you send him risqué shots!
by wildwomendo September 1, 2018
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Sugartits

1. a derogatory term used by Donald Trumpish boors who can't see a woman beyond her tits (and maybe ass too). He don't care about her personality or smarts.
2. A female LAPD cop, said term made famous by the tanked Mel Gibson. This was one of the steps that derailed his stellar movie career.
3. Any lady cop.
1. Daryl: WTF are you listening to? That girl can't sing to save her life!

John (holding up CD case): It's the latest by Joan Ramone. Looka dem sugartits!

Daryl: You're thinking with your rocket, man.

John: 'TALENT' doesn't matter when she's got the FIRST 2 LETTERS.

Daryl: Awwww, damn!
2. Mel Gibson of Mad Max and Lethal Weapon fame said, 'Whaddaya looking at, sugartits?' to a lady LAPD cop when he got busted for a DUI. It wouldn't be long he'd be divorced. He also screwed a terrible Russian musician and she bore his child and he threatened her life. These acts pretty much trash canned his brilliant movie career. He literally fucked up.
3. Joey was pulled over by a Maine lady trooper for speeding. She was going to give him a warning but since he called her 'sugartits' she wrote him a ticket.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020
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Mrs Alan Sugartits

A powerful and successful female boss lady. A female that carries herself with a lot of authority and conviction.
Person: “Who is that woman walking around the office?”

Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”
by Sleadbeater93 June 10, 2022
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