slowboating

The actions associated with a slowboat.

Anything a slowboat says, does, implies, or infers can be referred to as slowboating.

"I saw Josh at the park trying to prove that gravity isn't real. He's always up there slowboating."

by DarkShadowST September 13, 2018

slowboarder

Often misspelled as SNOWBOARDER, a person who straps themself to one board (while everyone knows two are better) and procedes to slide down a snow covered slope on it. Slowboarders abide by Murphy's law as seen when you, who know what you are doing, are going down a mountain, and they materialize in front of you, causing a crash of you, him/her/it, or both.
Also like to sit down in the middle of a good run, obstructing and ruining it.
Commonly confused with picnickers, idiots, morons, wanksters, retards, or fags

DAMMIT! That slowboarder ruined my run again by getting in my way and now my lift ticket is suspended.

by Zack726 December 28, 2005

Slowbody

A combination of "Slow" and "Nobody", referring to any person who demonstrates their worthlessness by walking or driving too slowly and getting in your way when you're in a hurry.

I'm sorry I was late with your present, the shop was only open for another ten minutes and the place was packed with one slowbody after another.

by Will-M February 10, 2009

slowboating

To chug slowly in an arrogant manner.

Hey Jesi! Stop slowboating that drink you cocky-ass motherfucker.

by Organics March 19, 2011

slowbomb

while playing mariokart, one holds the joystick in the forward position in order to throw a weaponized banana ahead of your position up the track. It flies in a slow arc, hence the title.
This is an advanced move, the default is to drop the banana out the back.

anthony was going to make the jump short-cut but i threw the slowbomb and he spun-out into the crevice.

by the mayor of hymietown December 12, 2008

slowboarders

those snowboarders that take too long to put on their boards and always go slow and fall down

stupid slowboarders

see the slowboarders
see the slowboarders take a nap in the snow
see the snowmobile

by awesomebad January 8, 2011

Slowbo

A slur for people that are a bit slow in the brain (like me)

“Stop being so stupid you slowbo”

by theofficaltillywinks September 3, 2023