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The stale leftover beer in the pint glasses of the local pub, collected up and put back into the barrel to resell the next day.
Many moon ago in yesteryear, when local publicans at your nearest watering hole were less honest than a Politician on polling day, pubs in the UK used to only serve up foul mess labelled lager - not your craft wonders and fruity ales of today's youthful world.
To put money back in the till at the end of a torrid evening of sales, the landlord of public houses would collect up the 'slops' left at the bottom of everyone's beer glasses and return this stale beer back to the barrel.
As most people would be only drinking a choice of 2 lagers, it didn't really matter what barrel they went back into, nor that they made the beer taste rancid. As they never cleaned the beer lines, you couldn't tell if it was that making the beer rank, or the slops from old Coughy Jack's leftovers being the cause for the slightly chewy beverages.
Many moon ago in yesteryear, when local publicans at your nearest watering hole were less honest than a Politician on polling day, pubs in the UK used to only serve up foul mess labelled lager - not your craft wonders and fruity ales of today's youthful world.
To put money back in the till at the end of a torrid evening of sales, the landlord of public houses would collect up the 'slops' left at the bottom of everyone's beer glasses and return this stale beer back to the barrel.
As most people would be only drinking a choice of 2 lagers, it didn't really matter what barrel they went back into, nor that they made the beer taste rancid. As they never cleaned the beer lines, you couldn't tell if it was that making the beer rank, or the slops from old Coughy Jack's leftovers being the cause for the slightly chewy beverages.
Dave: 'Err Mike, does your pint taste rank there mate?'
Mike: 'That swine landlord been filling the barrel with slops again. Think I've got one of coughy Jack's teeth floating about from his pint last night!'
Mike: 'That swine landlord been filling the barrel with slops again. Think I've got one of coughy Jack's teeth floating about from his pint last night!'
Slops by tain london May 20, 2021
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Slops Chair
The passenger seat of the car, used for parking in a quiet layby and performing Oral Sex (Slops) on your passenger.
"Evie, is there room for a lift in your car?"
"Of course, just watch where you sit, I haven't cleaned down the Slops Chair in a while."
"Of course, just watch where you sit, I haven't cleaned down the Slops Chair in a while."
Slops Chair by RobbieTheRaceCar February 24, 2025
Slops, Gaper, Brizzers
Essentially a game of rock paper scissors but made sexual and the loser has to do the action of the one the winner picked.
Milly Wet - “Yeah I won a game of Slops, Gaper, Brizzers .”
Maximillian Myall- “ What’s that?”
Milly Wet - “ Essentially a game of rock paper scissors but made sexual and the loser has to do the action of the one the winner picked. “
Maximillian Myall - “ Oh shoot with what action? “
Milly Wet -“ Gaper of course, wish it could have been brizzers though”
Maximillian Myall - “Who against?”
Milly Wet - “ The Charlotte Peak”
Maximillian Myall- “ What’s that?”
Milly Wet - “ Essentially a game of rock paper scissors but made sexual and the loser has to do the action of the one the winner picked. “
Maximillian Myall - “ Oh shoot with what action? “
Milly Wet -“ Gaper of course, wish it could have been brizzers though”
Maximillian Myall - “Who against?”
Milly Wet - “ The Charlotte Peak”
Slops, Gaper, Brizzers by Rim King Ry November 6, 2025